Bruce Willis is dating Lindsay Lohan. Lucky ass :P

wood

05-04-2005 17:21:10

Just heard that a little while ago.

She was cuter without the plastic, but he's lucky regardless.

He's at least 45 and shes under 20 for sure...

[i5db3fb5bab]Ohh to be rich and famous...[/i5db3fb5bab]

flatline

05-04-2005 17:25:24

Is he really? Got a source? I think that's a lie, no offense or anything, but that's ~25+ years difference.

cartrenroy

05-04-2005 17:29:17

Lucky guy, she is beautiful

JJPRO11

05-04-2005 17:30:32

yeah.. got a link? thats so far of an age gap.. shes so damn hot, but he has to feel like hes dating a minor?!

Emenresu

05-04-2005 17:35:13

Yea, did anyone hear that im dating Jennifer Lopez? Its a behind the counter thing, press doesn't know about it yet.

abrock124

05-04-2005 17:36:04

I dont think she is very hot at all and her voice sounds like a man

Legault

05-04-2005 17:37:12

I hope that's a lie.
I didn't go see Sin City yet, so I don't want to think about how much the main character's a pedophile. Though it wouldn't really be shocking, considering he dated Live Tyler a few years back.
That sick old bastard.

Doh004

05-04-2005 17:41:00

No she's not... She's going out with Fez from That 70 Show...

Uriarte69

05-04-2005 17:48:49

I heard today that it was Christian Slater, maybe she's tappin all of them.

Stroid

05-04-2005 17:50:15

well Demi Moore is with Ashton and there is a possibility of marraige whats the difference...but it does sound fake

EatChex89

05-04-2005 17:53:04

haha thats sick if he is, she's so freaking young, and he's an old bastard P

she is hot tho..

my04accord

05-04-2005 18:19:00

[quotef941bbb1ac="abrock124"]I dont think she is very hot at all and her voice sounds like a man[/quotef941bbb1ac]

Blasphemy!

Matt8789

05-04-2005 18:36:08

Im calling BS on this one..

Stroid

05-04-2005 18:41:10

http//www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds19886.html i found this

CoMpFrEaK

05-04-2005 19:49:27

Lindsay Lohan would be the equivilant of dating a lotta plastic. I seriously dont fancy them together. $10 that they will break up soon.

Mr Sofa Sets

05-04-2005 20:07:24

[quote53152682be="abrock124"]I dont think she is very hot at all and her voice sounds like a man[/quote53152682be]

100% agreed. Never understood everyones fascination with her anyway. Truthfully, she's got fat cheeks and is too short.

I wouldn't hit it.

Collateral

05-04-2005 20:09:12

[quote3486bb40c2="EatChex89"]haha thats sick if he is, she's so freaking young, and he's an old bastard P

she is hot tho..[/quote3486bb40c2]

You're fing nutz. She's ugly as hell man

CoMpFrEaK

05-04-2005 20:14:57

[quoted00cbbe879="Collateral"][quoted00cbbe879="EatChex89"]haha thats sick if he is, she's so freaking young, and he's an old bastard P

she is hot tho..[/quoted00cbbe879]

You're fing nutz. She's ugly as hell man[/quoted00cbbe879]

pedophile!

Oh yea im me sofa sets!!!

weez

05-04-2005 20:42:57

Isn't he like 60+?

Legault

05-04-2005 20:48:06

It's nice to see that many others are just as disgusted as me.
I don't much like the way she looks either.

nicd.01

05-04-2005 23:19:13

[quote52fc9cfd41="Legault"]It's nice to see that many others are just as disgusted as me.
I don't much like the way she looks either.[/quote52fc9cfd41]

Same here. I always thought she looked a bit dodgy so I'm glad other people noticed, as well.

FreeOffersNow

06-04-2005 00:31:27

liWonders what everyone sees in Lindsey Lohan other than a fake rack (with freckles all over it)li

josiah296

06-04-2005 06:12:08

if I was Bruce Willis, I date Lindsay Lohan too. Hell, I'd date any damn woman I please...

Tremonti

06-04-2005 07:01:05

eh type both there names in google news

you will see its a rumor

jadem

06-04-2005 07:57:22

First, Lindsay is either 18 or 19. That makes her (legally) an adult. If she's boinking the old man, that's fine. It's not pedophilia because she's AN ADULT.

Second, her and Fez (or Wilmer) broke up eons ago and she's shagged multiple guys since then, including Colin Ferrel (spelling?).

Third, yes her boobies look fake. However, they might NOT be. If they are, then it's a great job. And if you think they're fake based solely on wrinkles under her boob, that's bs cuz I have that and I'm 100% natural.

Fourth, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

And I'm spent!

wood

06-04-2005 08:22:15

[quote45bd052bf0="jadem"]Third, yes her boobies look fake. However, they might NOT be. If they are, then it's a great job. And if you think they're fake based solely on wrinkles under her boob, that's bs cuz I have that and I'm 100% natural.[/quote45bd052bf0]

They look fake because I could fit my head between them perfectly.

6+ inches between boobs = narsty.

Also, you can see the transformation of B's to DD's in a two month time span.
That's one hell of a puberty spurt if you ask me roll

FreeOffersNow

06-04-2005 09:40:37

[400216]http//www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/images/lohan2_close.jpg[" alt=""/img6e70606e97]

[quote6e70606e97="New York Daily News"]"There is no question in my mind that she has had breast augmentation, and I think the results are very good," Dr. Wallace Goodstein, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, says in the new issue of Star.[/quote6e70606e97]

jadem

06-04-2005 09:44:06

[quote8701573987="FreeOffersNow"]

[400216]http//www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/images/lohan2_close.jpg[" alt=""/img8701573987]

[quote8701573987="New York Daily News"]"There is no question in my mind that she has had breast augmentation, and I think the results are very good," Dr. Wallace Goodstein, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, says in the new issue of Star.[/quote8701573987][/quote8701573987]

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that when I first looked at this she was all stretched out or her orange skin.

I still hold by my original post stating that they COULD be real. lishrugli

jadem

06-04-2005 09:46:00

[quoteb63482c8aa="wood"][quoteb63482c8aa="jadem"]Third, yes her boobies look fake. However, they might NOT be. If they are, then it's a great job. And if you think they're fake based solely on wrinkles under her boob, that's bs cuz I have that and I'm 100% natural.[/quoteb63482c8aa]

They look fake because I could fit my head between them perfectly.

6+ inches between boobs = narsty.[/quoteb63482c8aa]

Real breasts are not high into your neck and pressed together firmly. They are only that way because of a bra. If liIli wore a top like that, my boobs would probably look like that.

And the puberty thing....I never heard that before and I frequent all the latest celeb gossip sites. oops

EatChex89

06-04-2005 09:51:33

[quote69d90d13e0="jadem"][quote69d90d13e0="wood"][quote69d90d13e0="jadem"]Third, yes her boobies look fake. However, they might NOT be. If they are, then it's a great job. And if you think they're fake based solely on wrinkles under her boob, that's bs cuz I have that and I'm 100% natural.[/quote69d90d13e0]

They look fake because I could fit my head between them perfectly.

6+ inches between boobs = narsty.[/quote69d90d13e0]

Real breasts are not high into your neck and pressed together firmly. They are only that way because of a bra. If liIli wore a top like that, my boobs would probably look like that.

And the puberty thing....I never heard that before and I frequent all the latest celeb gossip sites. oops[/quote69d90d13e0]

your boobs would look like that?? does that mean you have DDs ?? lol

jadem

06-04-2005 09:55:55

[quote84f8257c2c="EatChex89"][quote84f8257c2c="jadem"][quote84f8257c2c="wood"][quote84f8257c2c="jadem"]Third, yes her boobies look fake. However, they might NOT be. If they are, then it's a great job. And if you think they're fake based solely on wrinkles under her boob, that's bs cuz I have that and I'm 100% natural.[/quote84f8257c2c]

They look fake because I could fit my head between them perfectly.

6+ inches between boobs = narsty.[/quote84f8257c2c]

Real breasts are not high into your neck and pressed together firmly. They are only that way because of a bra. If liIli wore a top like that, my boobs would probably look like that.

And the puberty thing....I never heard that before and I frequent all the latest celeb gossip sites. oops[/quote84f8257c2c]

your boobs would look like that?? does that mean you have DDs ?? lol[/quote84f8257c2c]

roll Girl in Ass Pants!! has two D's, but not double D's.

FreeOffersNow

06-04-2005 09:56:37

[476378]http//www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/smaller_implants_for_lindsa.jpg[" alt=""/img6fe15078e6]

I was going to tease and ask which is the before and after, but...it was a trick question. On the left is after augmentation, the other is apparently a picture taken following her hospital stay for "exhaustion" - heh. Looks like she may have gotten the implants reduced/removed??

CoMpFrEaK

06-04-2005 09:58:15

[quote0c960be7f5="jadem"][quote0c960be7f5="EatChex89"][quote0c960be7f5="jadem"][quote0c960be7f5="wood"][quote0c960be7f5="jadem"]Third, yes her boobies look fake. However, they might NOT be. If they are, then it's a great job. And if you think they're fake based solely on wrinkles under her boob, that's bs cuz I have that and I'm 100% natural.[/quote0c960be7f5]

They look fake because I could fit my head between them perfectly.

6+ inches between boobs = narsty.[/quote0c960be7f5]

Real breasts are not high into your neck and pressed together firmly. They are only that way because of a bra. If liIli wore a top like that, my boobs would probably look like that.

And the puberty thing....I never heard that before and I frequent all the latest celeb gossip sites. oops[/quote0c960be7f5]

your boobs would look like that?? does that mean you have DDs ?? lol[/quote0c960be7f5]

roll Girl in Ass Pants!! has two D's, but not double D's.[/quote0c960be7f5]

Whats that suppose to mean? o.O

Lol i see some admin added that to your name

FreeOffersNow

06-04-2005 10:02:58

More than likely Stroid added that....but since she is at lunch I think I'll get this one for her. Two D's = she has 2 breasts, each of which is a D. Making her D, not a DD.

jadem

06-04-2005 12:33:12

[quote534f7a08ec="FreeOffersNow"]More than likely Stroid added that....but since she is at lunch I think I'll get this one for her. Two D's = she has 2 breasts, each of which is a D. Making her D, not a DD.[/quote534f7a08ec]

Thanks!

Godrockdj

06-04-2005 12:38:58

[quotee1666259b1="jadem"][quotee1666259b1="wood"][quotee1666259b1="jadem"]Third, yes her boobies look fake. However, they might NOT be. If they are, then it's a great job. And if you think they're fake based solely on wrinkles under her boob, that's bs cuz I have that and I'm 100% natural.[/quotee1666259b1]

They look fake because I could fit my head between them perfectly.

6+ inches between boobs = narsty.[/quotee1666259b1]

Real breasts are not high into your neck and pressed together firmly. They are only that way because of a bra. If liIli wore a top like that, my boobs would probably look like that.
[/quotee1666259b1]

Amen sister. Only the very, very luckiest of women naturally have cleavage that are v. close together.

However, I've never found that to be a problem. I am a natural 36C and my fiance is more than satisfied wink o

wood

06-04-2005 13:13:57

Boobs = overrated

FreeOffersNow

06-04-2005 13:57:09

[quote645b7acd63="wood"]Boobs = overrated[/quote645b7acd63]

Correction Massive boobs = overrated

I've always "preferred" the B's and C's (g/f is a 34C ) )