First person to make me LOL gets a greenzap sign-up
geej86
19-04-2005 19:08:10
I'm not giving you a sign up for a chuckle or a giggle, not even a chortle. i want to [bc8ce30cc57]laugh out loud[/bc8ce30cc57]
Collateral
19-04-2005 19:11:34
This is probably the lamest joke ever.
A man walked into a bar and sat next to his friend. The friend asks hey, you look a little different - you've got an orange for a head?! How did you get that?! The Orangehead man sits calmly and replies well i'll explain...A few days ago I found this magic lamp and a genie came out. He told me a could have 3 wishes. So, for my first wish I wished that i could have all the women I ever wanted whenever. Done! the genie said. Then, for my second wish, i wished for a brand new Ferrari. Again, Done! the genie said. Then, with my final wish, i wished for an Orange for a head and there it was! Genious!
craigadile
19-04-2005 19:11:35
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EatChex89
19-04-2005 19:14:49
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http//www.joelcomm.com/archives/fakemillion1.jpg[" alt=""/img8ad56dce89]
[url==http//www.wackywillysweb.com/funny_baby_t_shirt/babykickassbig.jpg] this is a slightly large image..[=http//www.wackywillysweb.com/funny_baby_t_shirt/babykickassbig.jpg] this is a slightly large image..[/url]
if the first didn't make you laugh, the second will.
-D
--edit--
haha just found this one
[img="8ad56dce89]http//images.iconhomie.com/hilarious.jpg[" alt=""/img8ad56dce89]
Collateral
19-04-2005 19:17:18
why does a chicken not wear underwear?
its pecker is on its face
geej86
19-04-2005 19:20:07
i hope they get funnier guys. so far craigadiles 'wtf ponykorn' gave me a snicker and the "fuck on the first date" would have been funny but i've seen it before
EatChex89
19-04-2005 19:21:52
[quote18f2d533ca="geej86"]i hope they get funnier guys. so far craigadiles wtf ponykorn gave me a snicker[/quote18f2d533ca]
mine didn't even make you chuckle?? cry
PoPoJiJo
19-04-2005 19:26:33
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http//maxpages.com/files/jokerguy/deer%20bang.jpg[" alt=""/img83cb2d1997]
[img="83cb2d1997]http//maxpages.com/files/jokerguy/Remote%20Control.jpg[" alt=""/img83cb2d1997]
geej86
19-04-2005 19:28:34
haha natures funny, gettin close PoPoJiJo
Collateral
19-04-2005 19:31:01
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http//www.yobbo.co.nz/photogallery/funny%20photos/68961_17.jpg[" alt=""/imge8b445b0e6]
nicd.01
19-04-2005 19:31:41
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Stroid
19-04-2005 19:33:26
http//www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=137794
Collateral
19-04-2005 19:34:08
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http//www.eleves.ens.fr/home/tanase/poze/funny/lapindepaques305x408.jpg[" alt=""/imgd31b5c8268]
PoPoJiJo
19-04-2005 19:35:03
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http//maxpages.com/files/jokerguy/SESAME.jpg[" alt=""/imgaaa8412b2c]
[img="aaa8412b2c]http//maxpages.com/files/jokerguy/AMistakenIdentity%282%29.gif[" alt=""/imgaaa8412b2c]
[img="aaa8412b2c]http/" alt=""/img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/popojijo/hungry.jpg[/imgaaa8412b2c]
[img="aaa8412b2c]http/" alt=""/img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/popojijo/wifeknows.jpg[/imgaaa8412b2c]
nicd.01
19-04-2005 19:35:45
Looks like PoPoJiJo has been at randomimages...
nicd.01
19-04-2005 19:38:27
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http/" alt=""/img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/nicd1/41b8700cc8338.jpg[/imgc3ef49dc89]
PoPoJiJo
19-04-2005 19:39:33
true and has a joke site
EatChex89
19-04-2005 19:39:57
http//www.randomimage.us/11881.html
http//www.randomimage.us/4118.html
http//www.randomimage.us/8759.html (i laughed)
http//www.randomimage.us/3647.html (btw, im not at all racist.)
http//www.randomimage.us/24581.html (this one is pretty funny.)
geej86
19-04-2005 19:40:58
wow thats nasty
nicd.01
19-04-2005 19:41:30
Not a picture but I found this funny. http//www.blingiton.tv/gallery.htm
nicd.01
19-04-2005 19:43:30
This is also pretty funny - and disturbing. http//www.wholesomewear.com/
EatChex89
19-04-2005 19:43:38
[quotee7a743dba3="nicd.01"]Not a picture but I found this funny. http//www.blingiton.tv/gallery.htm[/quotee7a743dba3]
haha thats pretty funny.. that girl at the end is ridiculous. haha
you know she knew she was gonna be on the internet, her face tells you that.
PoPoJiJo
19-04-2005 19:44:10
Two Eskimos, a big one and a little one, go to their local Alaskan convent with a question.
The big one nudges the little one and says, "Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door."
Mother Superior answers the door.
Again, the big Eskimo nudges the little one and says, "Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question."
The little Eskimo timidly says, "May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?"
The Mother Superior answers, "There are no midget nuns living here."
The big Eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, "Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question."
The little Eskimo asks in a quavering voice, "Well. Are there any midget nuns in Alaska?"
The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, "Why no, I don't believe so."
With this the big Eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably.
"See", he says to the little Eskimo, "I told you that you screwed a penguin!"
bballp6699
19-04-2005 19:44:57
[quote1945cda8ec="Collateral"]
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http//www.yobbo.co.nz/photogallery/funny%20photos/68961_17.jpg[" alt=""/img1945cda8ec][/quote1945cda8ec]
Funniest so far in my opinion...
PoPoJiJo
19-04-2005 19:45:43
[quote5fec991c8d="nicd.01"]This is also pretty funny - and disturbing. http//www.wholesomewear.com/[/quote5fec991c8d]
lol the slimming swimmer
nicd.01
19-04-2005 19:46:04
This is a dog I know. It only has 2 teeth and has no bowel control.
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http/" alt=""/img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/nicd1/d9c12617.jpg[/img89b16d1598]
EatChex89
19-04-2005 19:46:14
[quote567b672c56="PoPoJiJo"][quote567b672c56="nicd.01"]This is also pretty funny - and disturbing. http//www.wholesomewear.com/[/quote567b672c56]
lol the slimming swimmer[/quote567b672c56]
lol yea. thats a pretty gross website, haha
Godrockdj
19-04-2005 19:47:39
I love that Sesame Street picture, that's hilarious.
nicd.01
19-04-2005 19:50:07
The even more disturbing thing is that SOMEONE WAS IN SIDE OF IT. We went to take a picture of the side and saw a pile of trash moving. Then we saw a head and got the hell out of there.
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http/" alt=""/img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/nicd1/DSCF2032.jpg[/img7d807f7012]
[img="7d807f7012]http/" alt=""/img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/nicd1/DSCF2031.jpg[/img7d807f7012]
nicd.01
19-04-2005 19:51:28
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http/" alt=""/img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/nicd1/sinclair.jpg[/img96ae222e68]
geej86
19-04-2005 19:53:05
haha i remember that cartoon
PoPoJiJo
19-04-2005 19:53:57
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and ses him.
"Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing?" I've known you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take a drink before. What's going on?"
Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies,
"My wife just ran off with my best friend."
He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
"But," says the other man, "I'm your best friend!"
The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs,
"Not anymore!"
nicd.01
19-04-2005 19:57:02
PRINCE
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http//www.asmallvictory.net/archives/prince.jpg[" alt=""/imgdb0a08c077]
[img="db0a08c077]http/" alt=""/img.photobucket.com/albums/v242/sushiislove/castle10.jpg[/imgdb0a08c077]
Intimidating Cop
[img="db0a08c077]http/" alt=""/img.photobucket.com/albums/v242/sushiislove/Winfield20police20officer.jpg[/imgdb0a08c077]
nicd.01
19-04-2005 19:58:21
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nicd.01
19-04-2005 19:59:36
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http/" alt=""/img.photobucket.com/albums/v242/sushiislove/billgates01.jpg[/img42e52ecaad]
geej86
19-04-2005 20:01:57
lol at the intimidating cop, i'll pick someone in like an hour when i get back
Admin
19-04-2005 20:17:16
The CIA, the FBI, and the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later dragging a badly beaten bear. The bear is screaming, "Okay, okay! I'm a RABBIT!! I'm a RABBIT!!"
Matt8789
19-04-2005 20:21:01
http//www.tooshocking.com/index.php?ns=view_vid&id=319
Dont watch it if your easily offended..
..you pansy )
nicd.01
19-04-2005 20:26:26
I'm sending myself to hell for laughing at that video. I feel like such a horrible person.
Matt8789
19-04-2005 20:30:15
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http//www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Ginza/6340/Megaman/Megaman03.jpg[" alt=""/imgd5a225fc37]
Matt8789
19-04-2005 20:31:36
[quote75c10c4855="nicd.01"]I'm sending myself to hell for laughing at that video. I feel like such a horrible person.[/quote75c10c4855]
Mwhahahaha lol i go to that Music hall.....every...night..
geej86
19-04-2005 21:12:53
PoPoJiJo let me get your link
nicd.01
19-04-2005 22:17:29
Care to tell us what pic you chose as the funniest?
whenrabbisattack
19-04-2005 22:43:37
i swallowed my gum when i saw that megaman picture... hahahahahaha
darkdnb
20-04-2005 01:23:02
yeah the megaman one was real good, the majority of the jokes sucked ass. And the modest swimwear is fucking nuts!! You know it would be tough as fuck to swim in those, i hope they drown. Also i bet the girls on that site grow up to be whores (if they arent already). And now a joke, okay if your black or chinese dont get offended or do.. whatever. Im not racist but offensive jokes of any kind, are the only ones that get me laughing. Anyway i slightly warned you so heres the joke.
A chinese guy walks into a bar and says to the black bar tender, "hey nigger get me a drink". The black bar tender ignores the chinese man. The chinese man then repeats himself, so the black bartender says to the chinese man "Thats offensive lets switch positions and see how you feel". The chinese man takes him up on the offer and goes around the bar. The black man now sitting says "hey chink get me a drink". The chinese man turns the black man and replies "Sorry we dont serve niggers here".
Ok i know the use of racial slang is bad and all but im really a nice person i swear. But that joke was one of the only ones that made me laugh recently. If its to harsh i will edit or just delete it.
EatChex89
20-04-2005 08:05:35
[quotecdc6cf3f5f="darkdnb"]yeah the megaman one was real good, the majority of the jokes sucked ass. And the modest swimwear is fucking nuts!! You know it would be tough as fuck to swim in those, i hope they drown. Also i bet the girls on that site grow up to be whores (if they arent already). And now a joke, okay if your black or chinese dont get offended or do.. whatever. Im not racist but offensive jokes of any kind, are the only ones that get me laughing. Anyway i slightly warned you so heres the joke.
A chinese guy walks into a bar and says to the black bar tender, "hey nigger get me a drink". The black bar tender ignores the chinese man. The chinese man then repeats himself, so the black bartender says to the chinese man "Thats offensive lets switch positions and see how you feel". The chinese man takes him up on the offer and goes around the bar. The black man now sitting says "hey chink get me a drink". The chinese man turns the black man and replies "Sorry we dont serve niggers here".
Ok i know the use of racial slang is bad and all but im really a nice person i swear. But that joke was one of the only ones that made me laugh recently. If its to harsh i will edit or just delete it.[/quotecdc6cf3f5f]
hahaha, i like that one yea im not racist either, but the racist jokes get me laughing, i dont care who they're about (white, blakc, indian..)
here's one
there's a black man in my family tree...
... he's still hanging there.
hahahaha
craigadile
20-04-2005 08:23:23
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What do i win?
EatChex89
20-04-2005 10:02:10
[quoted611ca03f0="craigadile"]
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http//n00088.myspace.com/00088/06/39/88029360_m.gif[" alt=""/imgd611ca03f0]
What do i win?[/quoted611ca03f0]
haha [id611ca03f0]that[/id611ca03f0] one made me LOL.. for serious
Matt8789
20-04-2005 10:18:59
That one scares the shit out of me...
Bryan
20-04-2005 10:34:17
[quotecd5cce302e="Collateral"]
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http//www.eleves.ens.fr/home/tanase/poze/funny/lapindepaques305x408.jpg[" alt=""/imgcd5cce302e][/quotecd5cce302e]
<in best Farva voice>I'll bet you twenty bucks that I can call that rabbit a chicken fucker. License and registration... CHICKEN FUCKER! buh-GAWK!</Farva voice>
It's from Super Troopers. If you've seen it, you'll get it. P
Fuddus99
20-04-2005 17:32:47
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http//www.wholesomewear.com/graphics/page4_07.jpg[" alt=""/img9d3904c05a]
Is that a man?
darkdnb
21-04-2005 01:15:17
NO! Shes just "wholesome", GAWD!
slowdown
21-04-2005 11:29:12
this may not make you LOL but need to check it out http//www.freeauctionscripts.com/community/ecommerce4839.html#90531
EatChex89
21-04-2005 12:27:33
A few things some blondes invented
Dehydrated water , just add water
inflatable dartboard
ejection seat in a helicopter
nicd.01
21-04-2005 13:29:21
The FAS posts were very interesting.
Bryan
21-04-2005 15:57:36
kevxross
21-04-2005 16:01:16
Go knock on their door and ask if they're a scam.
EatChex89
21-04-2005 16:32:26
[quotee2f33d91be="kevxross"]Go knock on their door and ask if they're a scam.[/quotee2f33d91be]
haha
you can't knock on their door.. greenzap rented a mailbox inside the local ralphs.
Bryan
21-04-2005 21:23:31
[quote15a1a9cc6c="EatChex89"][quote15a1a9cc6c="kevxross"]Go knock on their door and ask if they're a scam.[/quote15a1a9cc6c]
haha
you can't knock on their door.. greenzap rented a mailbox inside the local ralphs.[/quote15a1a9cc6c]
i guess i could knock on their mailbox... see if there's a midget inside?