What is the most expensive thing your dog has destroyed?

My dog just ruined a pair of $30 flip flops I bought last week. Guess theres no way to return them and say "they just fell apart". A few months ago she chewed up my cell phone, it was still workable though. Anyone else got any horrror stories?

They really like cell phones. Our dog ate my girlfreinds phone that she paid $300 for. She had also eaten two pairs of my gloves and a hat.

Oh god.. my dog..

2 pairs of my fathers glasses
1 window
1 kitchen set
2 hoses
1 thanksgiving dinner \

my dog chewed my harmony remote control. i need to buy a new plastic window for the lcd on it. i was pissed, the thing was like a day old. she has the mentality that if she finds it, its hers. if she has seen it before, then she doesnt bother with it

$300 pair of oakley sunglasses

My dog once ate my balls.

My dog that died about 4 yrs ago on my bday was the worst at destroying stuff. Beautiful husky though. Fucker would shed so much he could cure the baldness problem for men/women.

There's only a few things I remember that were very expensive. Like my cousin's dress shoes that were brand new and never used, I think he paid a couple hundred? I'd say the victorian back door was the thing that was most messed up. Scratched the hell out of it. I'm not sure what the price for a door is but I believe this house was made in 1896. Can't replace originals...

i had a party at my house and a bunch of my freinds were spending the night and my dog went into my room and searched thru all the bags pretty much and like ripped them apart. didnt ruin anything in them just ate about 200$ in illegal substances. found bits and peices of it everywhere in room. that was fun to cleanup. dog would sit there and lose balance and start to tip. it was funny to watch/

[quote56affa5c85="mrwzk"]i had a party at my house and a bunch of my freinds were spending the night and my dog went into my room and searched thru all the bags pretty much and like ripped them apart. didnt ruin anything in them just ate about 200$ in illegal substances. found bits and peices of it everywhere in room. that was fun to cleanup. dog would sit there and lose balance and start to tip. it was funny to watch/[/quote56affa5c85]

thats hilarious

my dog only ate a piece of chicken off the grill.we only had her about a year before my dad gave her to the pound cuz he was sick of her digging and whatnot.

[quotea0ab84f715="Collateral"]My dog once ate my balls.[/quotea0ab84f715]

What balls?

Is you are talking about those balls (the one that males have) Then - what the hell was your dog doing close to your balls, or what were you doing with the dog

[quotef42f3dc838="dudeextrem2000"][quotef42f3dc838="mrwzk"]i had a party at my house and a bunch of my freinds were spending the night and my dog went into my room and searched thru all the bags pretty much and like ripped them apart. didnt ruin anything in them just ate about 200$ in illegal substances. found bits and peices of it everywhere in room. that was fun to cleanup. dog would sit there and lose balance and start to tip. it was funny to watch/[/quotef42f3dc838]

thats hilarious[/quotef42f3dc838]

i guess my dog will eat anything. thats the 3rd time its eaten stuff along that line. it also ate some flavored tobbaco my freind had. and freinds shoe. its a big bull mastif. we went into pool that night and the dog freaked out and jumped into pool and began clawing at people it was funny. till he got my freind on the bacl left some nice claw marks.

[quotea71bdac6f2="cartrenroy"][quotea71bdac6f2="Collateral"]My dog once ate my balls.[/quotea71bdac6f2]

What balls?

Is you are talking about those balls (the one that males have) Then - what the hell was your dog doing close to your balls, or what were you doing with the dog[/quotea71bdac6f2]

I was kidding. I have no dog. Put that to be funny lol