Vector
12-06-2005 16:55:48
A lawyer goes duck hunting in Michigan. He shoots a duck and it lands on the other side of a fence on a farm. As the lawyer is climbing over the fence to retrieve the duck, the farmer walks up.
"What do you think you are doing?"
"I shot a duck and am going to go get it."
"It landed on my property, it's my duck."
"I'm a very powerful lawyer from New York. I could sue you and make this property mine."
"Thats not how we settle arguments here."
"Then how do you?"
"We use the three-kick rule. We kick each other three times, alternating until one of us gives up."
"Okay."
"I'll go first."
The farmer kicks the lawyer hard and swiftly in the nuts. The lawyer falls to the ground, crying. The second blow lands on the lawyer's stomach. The final kick is to the laywer's jaw.
He has some trouble getting up, but the lawyer stands and says, "Alright, my turn."
The farmer says, "I give up. You can have the duck."
Vector
12-06-2005 18:34:09
heres another
A man telephones a law office and says "I want to speak to my lawyer.
The receptionist replies I'm sorry but he died last week.
The next day the same man phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies "I told you yesterday, he died last week."
The next day the man calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The man says, "Because I just love hearing it."
cartrenroy
12-06-2005 18:36:44
[quotee22c2b041e="Vector"]heres another
A man telephones a law office and says "I want to speak to my lawyer.
The receptionist replies I'm sorry but he died last week.
The next day the same man phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies "I told you yesterday, he died last week."
The next day the man calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The man says, "Because I just love hearing it."[/quotee22c2b041e]
ahahahahaha, lol.
Are you studying Law or something.
Vector
12-06-2005 18:46:37
lol, no i just had a sudden urge in some lawyer jokes, hahah!
JOSHBOX
12-06-2005 21:14:03
lol lol lol more please lol lol lol
mnx12
12-06-2005 21:23:20
PumaPride77
12-06-2005 21:51:31
hahahaha i love that joke.
theysayjump
12-06-2005 22:00:44
yeah that was good vec'......i also noticed your trend in violent lawyer jokes lol