I thought this was pretty funny....

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange

Officer May I see your driver's license?
Driver I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer The car is stolen?
Driver That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation

Captain Sir, can I see your license?
Driver Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain Who's car is this?
Driver It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

LOL good one

That's a good way to get out of a ticket. lol

I've heard it before, but it's still funny.

i usually just poop or piss my pants to get out of tickets

i guess i could try that though

That was funny. =D

[quote988695774e="FreeOffersNow"]A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange

Officer May I see your driver's license?
Driver I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer The car is stolen?
Driver That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation

Captain Sir, can I see your license?
Driver Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain Who's car is this?
Driver It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too![/quote988695774e]

haha good one, but i read it in russian!) old joke +karma

LOL - thats a good one

lol good one swifty

Someone try this and tell me how it worked out.

[quote3ac63a66f9="JuG"]Someone try this and tell me how it worked out.[/quote3ac63a66f9]
i'll do that right now! D D D

He'd probably just shoot you before he called anyone.

[quote4d58ac821b="JuG"]Someone try this and tell me how it worked out.[/quote4d58ac821b]

Yeah, I'm definately gonna lie to an officer next time I get a ticket.

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[quotee9750c52f8="J4320"][quotee9750c52f8="JuG"]Someone try this and tell me how it worked out.[/quotee9750c52f8]

Yeah, I'm definately gonna lie to an officer next time I get a ticket.

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1st - If you say something like that the officer will not call his Captain (he will BUT he is not going to wait for him to ask the questions, etc) that person will get arrested immediately

[quote8e078c994a="cartrenroy"][quote8e078c994a="J4320"][quote8e078c994a="JuG"]Someone try this and tell me how it worked out.[/quote8e078c994a]

Yeah, I'm definately gonna lie to an officer next time I get a ticket.

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1st - If you say something like that the officer will not call his Captain (he will BUT he is not going to wait for him to ask the questions, etc) that person will get arrested immediately[/quote8e078c994a]

Yep. D

I've read this one before, it's still funny though.

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[quote21c16dd39e="J4320"][quote21c16dd39e="JuG"]Someone try this and tell me how it worked out.[/quote21c16dd39e]

Yeah, I'm definately gonna lie to an officer next time I get a ticket.

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yea .. this sunday me and my friends snuck out stole parents car and got pulled over for some bullshit people that were throwing shit at houses and he was just patroling random people, and gay enough my friend didnt have a license just a permit.. and he lied to the officer about whos car it was.. SO guess what, it got towed, he got $300 ticket, and he has to go to court.

and funny enough, the cop said
" DONT LIE TO THE POPO "

and also i was trying to tell him something and he goes, "are you a lawyer?" "can you pleed in a criminal court?" ^^ was funniest thing ever..

[quote386c03464a="Exile"][quote386c03464a="J4320"][quote386c03464a="JuG"]Someone try this and tell me how it worked out.[/quote386c03464a]

Yeah, I'm definately gonna lie to an officer next time I get a ticket.

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yea .. this sunday me and my friends snuck out stole parents car and got pulled over for some bullshit people that were throwing shit at houses and he was just patroling random people, and gay enough my friend didnt have a license just a permit.. and he lied to the officer about whos car it was.. SO guess what, it got towed, he got $300 ticket, and he has to go to court.

and funny enough, the cop said
" DONT LIE TO THE POPO "

and also i was trying to tell him something and he goes, "are you a lawyer?" "can you pleed in a criminal court?" ^^ was funniest thing ever..[/quote386c03464a]

lmao!

Cops are ghey.

lol. you stole my true story you bastard!