drug test

Just found out that for my next job I might neeed to take a drug test. So I need your help. Im calling all druggies bc I need your help. What is the best masking agent? Also its a multinatl corp Im working for so would they check for masking agents as well. Shit now I know what Giambi feels like. BTW drugs in my body -- weed n that yayo

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Not a masking agent or a cleanser. It is artificial urine that you wear under your pants. After failing a drug test a while back I decided that I would try this thing and it was the best decision I ever made. It works like a champ and is VERY easy to use. I will never again take another drug test without one of these. Not worth the stress.

Good Luck

I can't find a link at the moment, but GNC carries a product called [b38851dcd9e]Strip NC[/b38851dcd9e]. It's not very tasty, and about $50 a pop...but my friend and I both passed our pre-employment drug tests. I had grape, he had fruit punch I believe. They have a 100% money back guarantee, so if you fail (or even if you don't ;) ) you can get your $50 back. The only product I'd recommend.

[quote1e08a9a5db="FreeOffersNow"]I can't find a link at the moment, but GNC carries a product called [b1e08a9a5db]Strip NC[/b1e08a9a5db]. It's not very tasty, and about $50 a pop...but my friend and I both passed our pre-employment drug tests. I had grape, he had fruit punch I believe. They have a 100% money back guarantee, so if you fail (or even if you don't ;) ) you can get your $50 back. The only product I'd recommend.[/quote1e08a9a5db]

how long did you stop smoking before the test. I smoked today already and might have a test next MOn or Tues. Does that give me wnough time?

[quote536b82fc24="good2speed"][quote536b82fc24="FreeOffersNow"]I can't find a link at the moment, but GNC carries a product called [b536b82fc24]Strip NC[/b536b82fc24]. It's not very tasty, and about $50 a pop...but my friend and I both passed our pre-employment drug tests. I had grape, he had fruit punch I believe. They have a 100% money back guarantee, so if you fail (or even if you don't ;) ) you can get your $50 back. The only product I'd recommend.[/quote536b82fc24]

how long did you stop smoking before the test. I smoked today already and might have a test next MOn or Tues. Does that give me wnough time?[/quote536b82fc24]

I believe I stopped Saturday, found out Thursday, got tested Tuesday. So there was over a week between the test and my most recent "intoxication." You'll be ok as long as you don't smoke a day or two before...but, now that you know...I wouldn't press your luck...just stop until you pass the test. The instructions on Strip NC are pretty clear.

[quote95662ba9e5="good2speed"]n that yayo[/quote95662ba9e5]

YipYap should be gone in a few days.

[quote195f62973b="FreeOffersNow"][quote195f62973b="good2speed"][quote195f62973b="FreeOffersNow"]I can't find a link at the moment, but GNC carries a product called [b195f62973b]Strip NC[/b195f62973b]. It's not very tasty, and about $50 a pop...but my friend and I both passed our pre-employment drug tests. I had grape, he had fruit punch I believe. They have a 100% money back guarantee, so if you fail (or even if you don't ;) ) you can get your $50 back. The only product I'd recommend.[/quote195f62973b]

how long did you stop smoking before the test. I smoked today already and might have a test next MOn or Tues. Does that give me wnough time?[/quote195f62973b]

I believe I stopped Saturday, found out Thursday, got tested Tuesday. So there was over a week between the test and my most recent "intoxication." You'll be ok as long as you don't smoke a day or two before...but, now that you know...I wouldn't press your luck...just stop until you pass the test. The instructions on Strip NC are pretty clear.[/quote195f62973b]

Thx for the help. I really cant afford to fail this test. Im in Ny right now and the job is out in Sac, Ca. TYheyere going to test me over there. So basically if I passed my interview I'll have to fly to Cali and take a test. Reallly cant screw that up. Would suck to fly out there and then have them tell me they cant hire me bc Im severely addicted to weed

[quote7a49836b3f="wood"][quote7a49836b3f="good2speed"]n that yayo[/quote7a49836b3f]

YipYap should be gone in a few days.[/quote7a49836b3f]

How long exactly?

BTW whazt the hell is yipyap. Maybe I should be asking the Gunits TOny YizYap advice.


Never thought working in IT would get me tested. Uggggh dont they know all programmers do their work better when theyre high

[quotef1522dd1d8="good2speed"][quotef1522dd1d8="wood"][quotef1522dd1d8="good2speed"]n that yayo[/quotef1522dd1d8]

YipYap should be gone in a few days.[/quotef1522dd1d8][/quotef1522dd1d8]

lol we are talking coke here right?

[quote357b42d004="geej86"][quote357b42d004="good2speed"][quote357b42d004="wood"][quote357b42d004="good2speed"]n that yayo[/quote357b42d004]

YipYap should be gone in a few days.[/quote357b42d004][/quote357b42d004]

lol we are talking coke here right?[/quote357b42d004]

Yes, YipYap is coke....and fortunately for you it only stays in your system two or three days (depending on other toxins, water intake, etc.).

are you sure that they are going to do just a piss test?....not to get you worried or anything...but if they do a hair test, which is highly unlikely cuz they are mad expensive, that takes 4-5 months to get out

if they do an oral test...3-4 days and you should be good

FON is correct about the candy, herb can take up a month to get out of a urine test....i would go to your local tobacco accesory store...i think its called test pure...this stuff is 100% guaranted as well...they all taste horrible

[quote7271ba5d77="FreeOffersNow"][quote7271ba5d77="geej86"][quote7271ba5d77="good2speed"][quote7271ba5d77="wood"][quote7271ba5d77="good2speed"]n that yayo[/quote7271ba5d77]

YipYap should be gone in a few days.[/quote7271ba5d77][/quote7271ba5d77]

lol we are talking coke here right?[/quote7271ba5d77]

Yes, YipYap is coke....and fortunately for you it only stays in your system two or three days (depending on other toxins, water intake, etc.).[/quote7271ba5d77]

Smoke a bowl to that. Damn I really need to stop. I have another gram on my hands and some hash. Guess Im gonna keep smoking till they call me back and let me know. Once they do guess Im just gonna have to stay clean and try your method and pray for the best. Maybe I can stall on them since the comp has to give me one weeks notcie and its already WED. If I have to take it in one week I should be fine according to what Ive been reading.

[quote7271ba5d77="dug1200"]are you sure that they are going to do just a piss test?....not to get you worried or anything...but if they do a hair test, which is highly unlikely cuz they are mad expensive, that takes 4-5 months to get out
[/quote7271ba5d77]


If they do Im screwed and theres no way around that. I mean its not a govt position just an It development job for a certain chip maker that so happens to dominate the PC chip market. Dont se why theyd sunject their employees to such high level testing bu0t who knows.

Im pretty happy that there are this many potheads on the FiG forums. D

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im on probation i only get to smoke pot for about a week or more a month then I have to let my body cleanse itself for the monthly drug test

F the po lice

[quoted21ea3b30d="tonydanza92"]
F the po lice[/quoted21ea3b30d]

Comin straight from the underground!

yayo will be out of your body in 2-3 days but depends on how much you smoke pot.. if you do it daily it will take 3-4 weeks to clear out. if you do it about once a week, it should be clear in a few days just like that yay. there are many liquids you can take that just clear out your system completely you can get them at any headshop around.. my best advice would be do buy one of those for the day before the test.. and everyday to the test drink alot of water. so the week before the test just drink mad water and then the day before use that clearing shit.

I have heard that you can use Apple Cider Vinegar diluted in water to help clear your system of toxins and other undesirable elements potentially present in your blood.

Not sure how true it is though.

[quote941647f358="jonnyk1221"]yayo will be out of your body in 2-3 days but depends on how much you smoke pot.. if you do it daily it will take 3-4 weeks to clear out. if you do it about once a week, it should be clear in a few days just like that yay. there are many liquids you can take that just clear out your system completely[/size941647f358][/color941647f358] you can get them at any headshop around.. my best advice would be do buy one of those for the day before the test.. and everyday to the test drink alot of water. so the week before the test just drink mad water and then the day before use that clearing shit.[/quote941647f358]

Ive read that there is no liquid that will completely wash it out of your system. All the methods dillute your system and basically masks any of the tested substances.

I second what johnny says. Drink A LOT of water.

Fuck you druggies, u're the reason terrorists get their money, and dont even give me the attitude that it's bullshit, cause u know it's not.

And Jake, seriously, as a high profile company rep, u shouldn't be positively commening on drug use, even if you do it.

[quote9c9d1a1ffb="Archon810"]Fuck you druggies, u're the reason terrorists get their money, and dont even give me the attitude that it's bullshit, cause u know it's not.

And Jake, seriously, as a high profile company rep, u shouldn't be positively commening on drug use, even if you do it.[/quote9c9d1a1ffb]

Are you joking?

My pot, grown in Canada, is helping the Jihadists fight their war over in the Middle East?

News to me!

[quoted07902e604="wood"][quoted07902e604="Archon810"]Fuck you druggies, u're the reason terrorists get their money, and dont even give me the attitude that it's bullshit, cause u know it's not.

And Jake, seriously, as a high profile company rep, u shouldn't be positively commening on drug use, even if you do it.[/quoted07902e604]

Are you joking?

My pot, grown in Canada, is helping the Jihadists fight their war over in the Middle East?

News to me![/quoted07902e604]

Im with wood on this one 100%. My homegrown green isnt supporting terrorism, I think you need to stop letting americas government talk for you Archon. I am not trying to be mean, EDIT Oh wait, I am trying to be mean, you started off by saying "fuck you druggies". So fuck you for letting the government talk for you.

[quote943e13cfce="Archon810"]Fuck you druggies, u're the reason terrorists get their money, and dont even give me the attitude that it's bullshit, cause u know it's not.

And Jake, seriously, as a high profile company rep, u shouldn't be positively commening on drug use, even if you do it.[/quote943e13cfce]
Don't believe every DARE commercial you see

[quote04625d1264="Archon810"]Fuck you druggies, u're the reason terrorists get their money, and dont even give me the attitude that it's bullshit, cause u know it's not.

And Jake, seriously, as a high profile company rep, u shouldn't be positively commening on drug use, even if you do it.[/quote04625d1264]

You have a point there. At least your last statement does. So I have edited my statements to take that into account. However, I also never claimed to take drugs, I was just participating in the discussion.

The first statement is pure bullshit. In Afghanistan, the Taliban had all but wiped out opium production. Now, they produce 90% of the worlds heroin supply. Who takes the profits? The Skull & Bones baby (dubya and kerry).

Also, the Bush family has been running cocaine for YEARS. Then again, they are terrorists.....so anyway.

The other major players in drug smuggling happen to be the Russian/Israeli mobsters. They are pretty nasty too. Terrorists? maybe. But they aren't any more terrorists than the Bush clan are.

Marijuana? Thats all made by small farmers and some organized criminals but none of those people support terrorism in the vein that you speak of.

Jake

I'll trade you some green for a green.
Let me know

D

[quote5703a1644c="wood"]Jake

I'll trade you some green for a green.
Let me know

D[/quote5703a1644c]

Thanks for the offer but I've been clean and sober for a while now.

[quote5413a7c7c3="wood"][quote5413a7c7c3="Archon810"]Fuck you druggies, u're the reason terrorists get their money, and dont even give me the attitude that it's bullshit, cause u know it's not.

And Jake, seriously, as a high profile company rep, u shouldn't be positively commening on drug use, even if you do it.[/quote5413a7c7c3]

Are you joking?

My pot, grown in Canada, is helping the Jihadists fight their war over in the Middle East?

News to me![/quote5413a7c7c3]


yes...the local hippie who is 54 that grows it in his backyard is supporting terrorists...damn you Walter...damn you hippies...damn you all to hell

archon...i love your innocence....now run along and let the government continue to brainwash you

[quoted47d561549="Jake"][quoted47d561549="wood"]Jake

I'll trade you some green for a green.
Let me know

D[/quoted47d561549]

Thanks for the offer but I've been clean and sober for a while now.[/quoted47d561549]

I thought you said you needed a schoolforyou.net green?
I was going to say I would do that + another green if you gave me freeipods green.

I dunno what YOU are talking about

lol D

[quote8827805d00="dug1200"]archon...i love your innocence....now run along and let the government continue to brainwash you[/quote8827805d00]

Well put.

One more thing for Archon and his terrorist rant

A lot of well known American families have made their initial fortune doing something illegal.

The Bushs have their cocaine and business with the Nazis.

The Kennedys ran alcohol during Prohibition.

I am sure there are others....

Here is my opinion. I am anti drugs because of the fact of what it does to my classmates. It ruins their lives, their future! They all start out with pot but move on and begin to expirement. For me, it will never be worth it. I care about my future and i wont let anything become of henderance to it.

That being said, although i strongly disagree with the use of illegal drugs, in no way is growing,selling, or buying them funding terrorists halfway across the world. That seems a little radical...

Just my 2 cents.

I understand what the post above is talking abouit. Marijuana is deffinatly a gateway drug, I smoke weed all the time, but personally I will never move on to anything more. I have alot of friends that started off with weed and are now doing stuff much much worse. Weed is only a gateway drug to cerain people though, because I will never do anything more. Its only a gateway drug in the sence that it opens your mind, and you realize that maybe other drugs dont really kill you like "they" say. As long as you are a strong minded person, you will not move on to other drugs.

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[quote53c6478f3d="Cash4Cookies"]I understand what the post above is talking abouit. Marijuana is deffinatly a gateway drug, I smoke weed all the time, but personally I will never move on to anything more. I have alot of friends that started off with weed and are now doing stuff much much worse. Weed is only a gateway drug to cerain people though, because I will never do anything more. Its only a gateway drug in the sence that it opens your mind, and you realize that maybe other drugs dont really kill you like "they" say. As long as you are a strong minded person, you will not move on to other drugs.[/quote53c6478f3d]

Marijuana is NOT as much of a gateway as alcohol and tobacco are (in terms of starting doing other stuff).

You say that you won't go on to more drugs right now, but you will, and I guarantee it.

-Pat

No way dude, I have been smoking for years, and I have had more than enough time to start anything eles. I have had the chance to do just about everything, and never accepted. I have thought about doing other drugs too, but they just arent for me. Weed will be the only thing I ever smoke, and when im not getting that high anymore, time for a different strain.

One other thing, I think more people smoke weed than you would think. Really, its pretty crazy, everyday I find at least one more person that I wouldnt think would ever smoke.

Stop it. Not a thread to debate marijuana ethics. Thread was created to help me pass a drug tests not judge marijuana's merits. Point is if you dont smoke your opinion really isnt important in the discussion. Fact is I do smoke does it make be a great person for doing so. Id say no. Do I enjoy smoking yes. Am I going to do crack or heroin? Helll No and Im older so my experimentation stage has passed. Bottom line is I do smoke and dont need to be judged upon it. I started the thread to help me with something. Back to topic.

and whoever said were supporting terrorists made me laugh. that was a good joke. Got anymore?

[quote061306011c="good2speed"]Stop it. Not a thread to debate marijuana ethics. Thread was created to help me pass a drug tests not judge marijuana's merits. Point is if you dont smoke your opinion really isnt important in the discussion. Fact is I do smoke does it make be a great person for doing so. Id say no. Do I enjoy smoking yes. Am I going to do crack or heroin? Helll No and Im older so my experimentation stage has passed. Bottom line is I do smoke and dont need to be judged upon it. I started the thread to help me with something. Back to topic.

and whoever said were supporting terrorists made me laugh. that was a good joke. Got anymore?[/quote061306011c]

ya know for a pothead....you sure are angry....that could be the yayo....it reminds me of the movie half-baked...when dave chappelle went off on them for buying a buncha shit and he was like..."we are not drug dealers...we are fund raisers......blah blah blah" he stops his rant and hits the j and was like....im sorry for yelling.....


also wood ...it should be the pic of the buds...the pic of the guy smoking the buds leads to the cookie

i've always hated that marijuana is called a gateway drug

BECAUSE

Nobody who doesn't or won't smoke pot does any higher drugs. Just because most people start off smoking pot doesn't mean that makes them do other drugs, it is just the fact that pot is more readily available, and they have to start somewhere. If pot didn't exist there would be just as big a population of people doing coke, heroin,... shrooms wink ...and other drugs, and probably more people.

Is beer a gateway drug to other liquor?

And for the drug testing... most jobs only test for opiates, and other very hardcore drugs. Why would they ever care if people blaze it?

And my pot is almost all grown right outside chicago in a big ass warehouse. They have 100's of kinds of bud and they have plants that hang 3 stories in it. It is ridiculous being there if you realize how many people/places that goes to. The funny thing.. didn't see any al-qaeda round there.

Pot is a society and a lifestyle. I think one of the most important things I look for in people is whether they smoke pot or not. You never have to know a person and you just randomly say "hey do you blaze it?".. 5 minutes later he's my best friend. True story..

[quote28b3fc5e0b="tonydanza92"]
And my pot is almost all grown right outside chicago in a big ass warehouse. They have 100's of kinds of bud and they have plants that hang 3 stories in it. It is ridiculous being there if you realize how many people/places that goes to. The funny thing.. didn't see any al-qaeda round there. [/quote28b3fc5e0b]

your a lucky guy. Last time I went to get some greens from my boy I swear I saw like 5-6 sheiks all chanting their jihad song. Really creepy they even had a training camp in the backyard. I was scared as hell.

[quote28b3fc5e0b="tonydanza92"] You never have to know a person and you just randomly say "hey do you blaze it?".. 5 minutes later he's my best friend. True story..[/quote28b3fc5e0b]

Werd

Pot is not necessarily a gateway drug. I've smoked pot, as have a bunch of my friends. Now, some of my friends have moved on to more "hardcore" drugs. But for the most part people I know stopped at pot.

The deciding factor of whether or not pot is a gateway drug is really (IMO) the users personality. And I'm willing to be these people would have started doing the harder drugs anyway.


Its not the drugs that kill you, its the lifestyle.

you guys are fucking ignorant for saying that u can't be possibly supporting terrorists half way across the world.

ok, so some of you think u're smoking canada grown, some of u might even grow ur own, but most of the drugs created in the middle east are smuggled to the US. how the fuck do u think al qaeda is getting its money?

i have numerous friends who are right now in afghanistan and iraq wiping out FIELDS of weed and other drugs, destroying cartels.

the government has not brainwashed me, i dont listen to them and i think they can suck my balls for taking my tax money, but u're just plain ignorant for thinking that the terrorists in the middle east get their money by selling glass vases made of sand or girlscout cookies.

yes, drugs may be fun and you may even think that they dont hurt you, but u're even more ignorant if you do.

[quote8b3d39f400="Archon810"]you guys are fucking ignorant for saying that u can't be possibly supporting terrorists half way across the world.

ok, so some of you think u're smoking canada grown, some of u might even grow ur own, but most of the drugs created in the middle east are smuggled to the US. how the fuck do u think al qaeda is getting its money?[/size8b3d39f400] [/color8b3d39f400]

i have numerous friends who are right now in afghanistan and iraq wiping out FIELDS of weed and other drugs, destroying cartels.

the government has not brainwashed me, i dont listen to them and i think they can suck my balls for taking my tax money, but u're just plain ignorant for thinking that the terrorists in the middle east get their money by selling glass vases made of sand or girlscout cookies.

yes, drugs may be fun and you may even think that they dont hurt you, but u're even more ignorant if you do.[/quote8b3d39f400]

What you think drugs are the only means of getting money. No you idiot they built up funds from Osama's family empire. They also got hundreds of thousands if not millions from Islamic fronts who claimed to be helping porr children but were in fact supporting the terrorists. Oh ya last time I checked oil was a good commodity to trade and make money with. But no you must be right drugs are the only way for the Mid Easterners to make money. Opium porduction is done mainly for heroin. Now direegarding your silly assumption does anyone on this forum even do heroin? You need to get your facts straight. If we said we did heroin than maybe your argument has a little substance.

Basically Bush and the administration are just trying to gain supprot for their war in Iraq by combining drugs and terror. Have you been following the news and how Bush is trying to gain support for his wars. Oh thats right you dont follow news and arent brainwashed. Basically anyhting that could support the wars will be used by the adfministartion. If there was a way that bush could blame Hurricane Catrina on the terrorists, he would.

Another thing you failed to notice is Osamas money and terrorist money are gone. Network demolished. They are operating at such a low level right now its like theyre not even there. Every int'l bank froze all terrorist linked accounts following 9/11 thereby crippling their network. Even if Osama is making millions of of Opium as you cliam how is he distributing this new found capital to his people? Please answer that.

Last but not least

Coc doesnt come from the mideast

Last time I checked it was grown in S America. Now if you know something about cartels sharing their profits with al quieda then please share your knowledge with us. Did you know coc costs twice as much more in Asia then it does in the US. Ever care to ask yourself why that it is? Because they have to get their coc from the other side of the world.

Weed doesnt come from the mideast

You cant plant mary seeds in the desert you moron. A lot of bud is grown indoors and on US soil. Dont believe me let me give you a link.

http//www.overgrow.com/edge/index.php

Arch I have nothin against you but you clearly have no idea what your talking about. If I ask you what THC is youd probably have to google it.

Oh ya BTW I got accepted for the position. Looks like I have a week or so before the drug test

[quote97437f265b="Archon810"]you guys are fucking ignorant for saying that u can't be possibly supporting terrorists half way across the world.

ok, so some of you think u're smoking canada grown, some of u might even grow ur own, but most of the drugs created in the middle east are smuggled to the US.

[/quote97437f265b]

The only drug that comes out of the middle east to here is heroin (and its derivatives) which is made from opium poppies that the American government allowed to grow again.

There are other minor exports but the only major one that anyone should be concerned about from the middle east is the opium poppy.

Don't you understand? In Afghanistan, before the US invaded, opium production was all but eradicated. The Taliban had all but wiped out its cultivation. When the US came in, the farmers started growing the shit again. And its all because the Skull & Bones main source of funding is opium.

Whose fault is that? I'd say the blame lies squarely on the US.

[quote97437f265b="Archon810"]how the fuck do u think al qaeda is getting its money?[/quote97437f265b]

Al - CIA - da? Their existence and true function are entirely up for debate. I still have not seen any clear evidence as to their existence. The only people who promote the existence of Al-Qaeda are the ones who stand to profit from it. Those happen to be world leaders and they have been proven to be serious liars in every respect so I don't believe a word that comes out of their mouths.

Al-Qaeda (if you believe the current incarnation of this legend) never got their money from drugs, their money was SAUDI OIL MONEY and money that was made from the oil money by investing in other projects.

[quote97437f265b="Archon810"]the government has not brainwashed me[/quote97437f265b]

Then why do you continue to say the same things that they do?


Ultimately, the main problem with this 'war on drugs' is that the government continues to maintain a double standard in the whole affair. The right people are allowed to continue manufacturing and smuggling these drugs while the poor people who try to make a living off of them get fucked over. Case and point Colombia. The poor farmers get their crops eradicated while the right wing militias can keep shipping that garbage into the US.