halfbreed
16-09-2005 23:49:01
THIS LADY IS GIVING BIRTH IN THE HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR DELIVERING; DELIVERS IT, CUTS THE EMBILICAL CORD, AND THEN THROWS THE BABY REALLY HARD AGAINST THE WALL. THE MOTHER AND FATHER START FREEKING OUT WHEN THE DOCTOR PICKS UP THE BABY BY IT'S LEG AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN. THEN HE PICKS UP WHAT'S LEFT OF THE BABY, SMILES AT THE DEVISTATED PARENTS AND SAYS "I'M JUST MESS'N WITH YOU, IT WAS ALREADY DEAD"
Sorry for the caps, I copy and pasted it didn't feel like going through and fixing it. I know it may be a bit messed up, but I thought it was funny
theysayjump
17-09-2005 00:02:28
lol, thats funny but fucked at the same time.
Mapik
17-09-2005 00:03:31
it got one chuckle due to the sickness.
tracemhunter
17-09-2005 00:07:19
lol i thought it was funny. but most people here know i am a sick bastard. my kinda humor...
bspence
17-09-2005 00:22:39
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Batman
17-09-2005 00:29:51
I've heard it before, but it's still funny.
EatChex89
17-09-2005 09:07:41
it was pretty funny.. although its mean to the parents.
Collateral
17-09-2005 09:13:34
hahaha that was funny AHHAHAHAAAAAAa
goofygarber
17-09-2005 09:48:16
Its funnier when you hear it in person
slease
17-09-2005 12:46:10
lol
What's Red and White and Spins around and around.
A baby in a microwave.
goofygarber
17-09-2005 12:49:31
My microwave doesn't spin ( It just sits there and unevenly heats my hot pocket.
slease
17-09-2005 12:52:14
[quotecd3a00c7e9="goofygarber"]My microwave doesn't spin ( It just sits there and unevenly heats my hot pocket.[/quotecd3a00c7e9]
That sucks, you need an upgrade. That'd just disfigure a baby.
bspence
17-09-2005 13:26:17
[quote4dbc0c0332="Vector"]you guys are sick[/quote4dbc0c0332]
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liquidskin
17-09-2005 13:27:47
shitty joke.. guess I dont see the humor.
bluedino
17-09-2005 13:28:54
[quotebf50071a9c="Vector"]you guys are sick[/quotebf50071a9c]
that they are
Vector
17-09-2005 13:29:26
shadow your avatar is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!
liquidskin
17-09-2005 13:30:32
[quote75596423e1="Vector"]shadow your avatar is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE![/quote75596423e1]
yes, please shrink that.
slease
17-09-2005 13:37:47
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
bspence
17-09-2005 13:40:59
[quoteee5dcb0df7="slease"]How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.[/quoteee5dcb0df7]
shock
bluedino
17-09-2005 13:42:05
[quotea432c38061="Vector"]shadow your avatar is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE![/quotea432c38061]
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JOSHBOX
17-09-2005 14:18:17
I lolled as well but it was hella fucked up
thehacker010
17-09-2005 14:35:52
I thought the doctor was going to say, "The abortion was a success!"