[GAME] Your wish is granted...
Fugger
23-10-2005 21:33:49
Here is the game.
One person wishes for something like
I wish I never had to go to school.
Then another person will post saying something like
Your wish is granted, now you have to work full-time instead of going to school.
And in the same post you make your wish after granting the other one.
So the two posts would look like this
[quoteedb70555fb="Person 1"]I wish I never had to go to school.[/quoteedb70555fb]
[quoteedb70555fb="Person 2"]Granted. Now you have to work full-time instead of going to school.
I wish I could fly.[/quoteedb70555fb]
Lets go.
I wish I had my dream job.
FreeOffersNow
23-10-2005 21:35:57
Granted. Now you have to live with STD's for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a Nutrageous.
patwalls99
23-10-2005 21:37:20
[quote3d6737f3ab="Fugger"]
I wish I had my dream job.[/quote3d6737f3ab]
Your wish is granted, now you work at Enron.
I wish I had herpes.
Daggoth
23-10-2005 21:38:00
Granted. You have a 10 year old Nutrageous
I wish I was in Heaven.
Fugger
23-10-2005 21:39:19
Granted. You have to sit outside the gates forever.
I wish I had herpes.
x323smostwantedx
23-10-2005 21:43:08
[quoted1bfca99b2="Fugger"]Granted. You have to sit outside the gates forever.
I wish I had herpes.[/quoted1bfca99b2]
Your wish is granted, now you will live with bumps all your life.
I wish I was a millionaire.
theman2005
23-10-2005 21:45:00
Granted. Now you turn into Bill Gates and everyone hate you.
I wish I had BMW.
Fugger
23-10-2005 21:47:37
Granted. BMW accidentally used large amounts of abestos insulation in that model.
I wish I was taller.
Allen626
23-10-2005 21:48:22
[quote75fc013db1="theman2005"]Granted. Now you turn into Bill Gates and everyone hate you.
I wish I had BMW.[/quote75fc013db1]
Granted. You get it stolen, and insurance does not cover it.
Allen626
23-10-2005 21:48:50
[quote43e5d36fe9="Fugger"]Granted. BMW accidentally used large amounts of abestos insulation in that model.
I wish I was taller.[/quote43e5d36fe9]
Granted now everyone asks you if you play basketball
I wish my x850 xt would run quake 4 better
theman2005
23-10-2005 21:51:41
Granted. You no longer have a life.
I wish i had a X850 XT
kdollar
23-10-2005 21:55:23
granted. now your banned from FiPG.
I wish I had a genie.
Granted. You can no longer acheive an erection.
I wish I had a neverending back of pot.
halfbreed
23-10-2005 22:01:01
Granted. Your genie is blind, deaf, and retarded.
I wish girls wanted me everytime they saw me
This was my 1337 post D
Fugger
23-10-2005 22:03:01
Granted. They wanted you to move away.
I wish Adult Swim was its own channel.
Granted. All programs on that channel is gay porn.
I wish I had a hot asian sex slave.
JUNIOR6886
23-10-2005 22:06:45
[quote650ad60f5d="Fugger"]Granted. They wanted you to move away.
I wish Adult Swim was its own channel.[/quote650ad60f5d]
Granted.
Now you cant have cable so you cant watch their shows anymore D
I wish I could go skydiving and snowboarding someday....
Fugger
23-10-2005 22:06:49
Granted His name is Wong
I wish I had a hot female asian sex slave.
Granted. Shes has a massive clitoris and has AIDS
I wish I was physically immortal
Batman
23-10-2005 22:15:48
Granted. Your mind still degrades with time.
I wish that my order would go STV.
Granted. They send you the wrong item and refuse to correct the problem.
I wish I had a 12" penis
bballp6699
23-10-2005 22:22:13
Your penis stretched out to 12" and now it's a mm thick...
I wish I had a six figure job.
Batman
23-10-2005 22:25:07
Granted. You're now fat, lonely, and old.
I wish I could slam dunk.
theysayjump
23-10-2005 22:27:14
[quote1b9999cf1a="Batman"]Granted. You're now fat, lonely, and old.
I wish I could slam dunk.[/quote1b9999cf1a]
Granted. You now mistake basketball hoops for toilets.
I wish I smelled like cheese.
Batman
23-10-2005 22:31:03
Granted. You now look like cheese.
I wish that my sweat smelled like roses.
kdollar
23-10-2005 22:31:23
Granted. someone cut the cheese.
I wish I owned freepay.
theysayjump
23-10-2005 22:35:37
[quote53b2e51ef8="kdollar"]Granted. someone cut the cheese.
I wish I owned freepay.[/quote53b2e51ef8]
Granted. Oc now own Freepay.
I wish my eyes were ginger.
bballp6699
23-10-2005 22:37:11
Granted. I just ate your eyes with Sushi...
I wish I could jump into the TV and join the show.
Granted. The TV show you joined was Will & Grace.
I wish I had the world's fastest computer.
theysayjump
23-10-2005 22:41:24
[quote823e014c88="h3x"]Granted. The TV show you joined was Will & Grace.
I wish I had the world's fastest computer.[/quote823e014c88]
Granted. It puts on its shoes and runs away.
I wish people wouldn't look at me like I have a window on my back.
Granted. That very beer gave you alcohol poisoning and you died.
I wish I had a fleshlight.
nicd.01
23-10-2005 22:55:20
Granted. You get one slightly used fleshlight.
I wish I had some sushi.
theysayjump
23-10-2005 22:59:14
Granted. It's ginger-eyebrow flavour.
I wish this thread was locked.
Cash4Cookies
23-10-2005 23:04:06
granted. roses now smell like shit.
I wish I had gonorrea
edit, im high and dont know whats going on!
bballp6699
23-10-2005 23:04:07
Granted. Admin made me mod and I just locked the thread, but I've also created havok on the forums. Muhahah...
I wish I owned the Eagles and 76ers.
theysayjump
23-10-2005 23:07:40
Granted. You get owned by an eagle who then steals your keyboard.
I wish I could.
Fugger
24-10-2005 07:07:01
Granted But you can never stop. Ever.
I wish we had 28 hour days.
Fugger
24-10-2005 07:44:53
Granted You can, but you can never stop. Ever.
I wish we had 28 hour days.
Fugger
24-10-2005 07:46:35
Granted But now there are less days on the weekend.
I wish this lady sitting near me would stop singing.
hairyferry
24-10-2005 07:49:35
Granted now you start singin
I wish everytime I snapped my fingers anyone I wanted appeared naked in front of me.
Fugger
24-10-2005 08:00:52
Granted But you are in jail and they appear outside your cell.
I wish I had a personal hellicopter.
abrock124
24-10-2005 09:03:50
Granted, but the world floods and you have nowhere to go
I wish i didnt have to pay my $125 parking ticket
tracemhunter
24-10-2005 09:47:56
granted. but now you have to ride a bike everywhere.
i wish i could eat 5 arby's sandwiches in one sitting.
Fugger
24-10-2005 09:52:05
Granted Now you have gained so much weight you have to be forklifted around.
I wish getting a healthier lunch was easier.
Granted. You eat nothing but grass clippings outside a McDonald's.
I wish I'll pass my drug test tommorow.
theysayjump
24-10-2005 11:03:25
Granted. You don't get the job anyway.
I wish people believed me.
JUNIOR6886
24-10-2005 11:10:16
granted.
Now people take EVERYTHING you say seriously so you cant make jokes or sarcastic comments anymore D
I wish freepay would approve my free nano account today roll
Granted. They make an irreversible error and ship it to my house
I wish I had my own pay phone.
bballp6699
24-10-2005 11:13:04
Granted. You got the pay phone, but I stole it.
I wish I had NFL ticket.
theysayjump
24-10-2005 11:13:22
Granted. Someone steals it from you and sets it on fire in front of you.
I wish I could make sarcastic comments again.
Fugger
24-10-2005 11:46:11
Granted Now you only make sarcastic comments and no one ever beleives you ever again.
I wish I had a never ending supply of Affy Tapples.
theysayjump
24-10-2005 11:51:36
Granted. I wish you had a never ending supply of pencils......yup I really do.
I wish I knew the difference between Irony and Coincidence roll
dudeextrem2000
24-10-2005 13:40:33
Granted
Irony The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
Coincidence A sequence of events that although accidental seems to have been planned or arranged.
I wish i had 2 wishes
tracemhunter
24-10-2005 13:50:17
granted. you lost your brain so you cannot think.
i wish i had a wall full of plasmas.
Granted. Now you don't know what to do with a wall of donated blood.
I wish I had my own TV theme music
theysayjump
24-10-2005 14:57:45
Granted. It's the theme tune to Sesame Street.
I wish Faster was a little bit Fox.