Just got out of a TICKET!!! HAHAHAHAHA

So I was driving this morning back from the gym and had a cold water in a coffee cup in my car. Well anyway, I was speeding a bit and swerved a little and a cop pulled behind me and turned on his lights. So I took the coffee cup which just had water in it and dumped some of it on my mess pants. The cop cme up and I proceeded to pat my crotch. The cop asked me why i was speeding and swerving and I told him my cell phone vibrated, startled me and made me drop my extremely hot cup off coffee into my lap. I said was burninbg my tallywhaker and private area and I was really sorry. The cop laughed and made a motion towards his own private area and gave me the "I feel for you look" and told me to not drink coffee and drive anymore or at least wear a cup and let me go. AHAHAHAHAHAH


EVERYONE FROM NOW ON CARRY A COFFEE CUP FULL OF WATER

ligaspli SCAMMER!!!!

That's awesome!

rofl!! pwned cops

/me is that cop, and I took down your license plate. You're mine bitch.

[quote07debf70c8="FreeOffersNow"]/me is that cop, and I took down your license plate. You're mine bitch.[/quote07debf70c8]

HAHAHAH

Well, unfortunately carrying a coffee cup with water inside it isn't going to do much good.

Unless, of course, you happen to swerve like you did.

pure dumb luck. there are cops who LOVE gving tickets and live to see people stress over their tickets. If i was a cop i know id be the biggest dick in the universe.... twisted

"I was speeding to get to the hospital cause my wife is having a baby!"

"What an occasion! heres something to remember it by..."

liHands over $300 ticket twisted twisted twisted twisted

lol thats awesome! I always get out of tickets maybe I just have good luck or maybe the cops are just stupid. Either way thats cool...

Just shows his get out of tickets free badge....

Cops suck. When I first got my license, a lot of my friends got pulled over and just got a warning then when I get pulled over, I get a ticket my first time.


... I guess I should mention I was doing 93 in a 45. So what? big deal?

lucky scammers.....

[quote94afdfe472="cyberpunk243"]Cops suck. When I first got my license, a lot of my friends got pulled over and just got a warning then when I get pulled over, I get a ticket my first time.


... I guess I should mention I was doing 93 in a 45. So what? big deal?[/quote94afdfe472]

You Suck

My girl has gotten out of all 4 tickets, all for speeding. They all gave her warnings.
Last one I was with her on the way home for AZ and we were in TX. I was sleeping in the passenger seat and wake up to us pulled over. I wake up and the cop says, "License and registration." He looks at it, goes to the car for a minute, come bad and said, " I got you for speeding as you probably know, but I'm only giving you a warning. Have a good day." ...we didn't say a word, and we were going 95 in a 70. I don't know how she does it.

Most be one hot girl you got there.lol!!!!

My Father has SO MANY tickets (speed limit, etc) - he doesn't drink, smoke or anything like that
- BUT he gets so many tickets. My family makes fun of him all the time (stuff like - You are going to get an SPECIAL PASS, like an ID card for being a lifrequent clientli)

thats awesome.... cheap but awesome...

[quote92bcd067fd="Mapik"]My girl has gotten out of all 4 tickets, all for speeding. They all gave her warnings.
Last one I was with her on the way home for AZ and we were in TX. I was sleeping in the passenger seat and wake up to us pulled over. I wake up and the cop says, "License and registration." He looks at it, goes to the car for a minute, come bad and said, " I got you for speeding as you probably know, but I'm only giving you a warning. Have a good day." ...we didn't say a word, and we were going 95 in a 70. I don't know how she does it.[/quote92bcd067fd]

she's probably hot?