SEX!!
halfbreed
29-11-2005 21:46:06
Lets be straight up.
Situation -
Your with a girl, (on a beach, her room, something where you're alone), you guys start kissing, things are getting heavy, she's horny you can tell, and you're a guy so of course you're horny. You have a condom in your pocket. So you're kissing and what not. Do you just stop to get the condom out, and put it on. Or what do you do when it comes to taking it out and put it on. Details please. I can already imagine the posts this one will get, but I'm being serious here.
bballp6699
29-11-2005 21:47:42
Don't you have friends you can ask this kind of shit?
tonydanza92
29-11-2005 21:54:37
reach down her panties and see if she wants it
then whip it out
JOSHBOX
29-11-2005 21:55:42
[quotea1ece7d7d7="tonydanza92"]reach down her panties and see if she wants it
then whip it out[/quotea1ece7d7d7]
lollers
halfbreed
29-11-2005 21:59:14
[quoteebcc644bc9="bballp6699"]Don't you have friends you can ask this kind of shit?[/quoteebcc644bc9]
Actually I don't, I sit home alone. On the internet all day fantasizing about using condoms on girls. So I ask all my internet pals here
kdollar
29-11-2005 22:02:03
ha, well in all reality, i get to the point where im about to stick it in then stop and put it on, which teases her when you stop to put it on, but lets me know its goin down,
you dont wanna put it on, then she is like wtf, and ditches u right there, and u get stuck with nothin, b/c she didnt plan on doing u!
FreeOffersNow
29-11-2005 22:05:25
Depends on the situation...generally speaking there is no "rule" - you may want to wait until she asks if you have a condom, though. This way
A) If she is on BC, and you're not worried about contracting any STDs...well....SCORE!
B) Not all horny girls are going to fuck you...even if they want to. Don't be [iba49d1291a]that guy[/iba49d1291a] and whip out a rubber before you're absolutely certain you're going to put it to use.
Also, don't be fooled by what you see in the movies...poppin on that condom isn't as simple as one might think. I'd suggest getting some practice in if you haven't already (I'm serious...don't be [iba49d1291a]that guy[/iba49d1291a] who takes 5 minutes to get the rubber on, because in 5 minutes she'll have her clothes back on).
And that'll do it for today's lesson...thank you all for coming and have a good night.
clerick
29-11-2005 22:09:09
[quoteec9093d43f="FreeOffersNow"]Depends on the situation...generally speaking there is no "rule" - you may want to wait until she asks if you have a condom, though. This way
A) If she is on BC, and you're not worried about contracting any STDs...well....SCORE!
B) Not all horny girls are going to fuck you...even if they want to. Don't be [iec9093d43f]that guy[/iec9093d43f] and whip out a rubber before you're absolutely certain you're going to put it to use.
Also, don't be fooled by what you see in the movies...poppin on that condom isn't as simple as one might think. I'd suggest getting some practice in if you haven't already (I'm serious...don't be [iec9093d43f]that guy[/iec9093d43f] who takes 5 minutes to get the rubber on, because in 5 minutes she'll have her clothes back on).
And that'll do it for today's lesson...thank you all for coming and have a good night.[/quoteec9093d43f]
Thanks, I just remembered my first time and the whole condom deal >.>
JOSHBOX
29-11-2005 22:09:21
she will probably ask you if you have one. Thats your cue ;-)
I always put one on, I am just all like hold on, multitask and put it on and pleasure her at the same time... u know what i mean. take 10 secs. to put on.
always better to be safe.
akalic
29-11-2005 22:12:45
she will write on a piece of paper
"lets do it with a condom"
thats your cue to do her with a condom ;)
tsanghan
29-11-2005 22:15:08
[quote2df6dc3d28="akalic"]she will write on a piece of paper
"lets do it with a condom"
thats your cue to do her with a condom ;)[/quote2df6dc3d28]
haha i like that one
clerick
29-11-2005 22:15:16
[quote49a4d922fb="akalic"]she will write on a piece of paper
"lets do it with a condom"
thats your cue to do her with a condom ;)[/quote49a4d922fb]
What ? liLooks at age idea ? !
FreeOffersNow
29-11-2005 22:16:10
Yea...kids these days.
ffactoryxx
29-11-2005 22:18:12
Just undo her pants. If she lets you, you golden!!!!
Slip you hand down and see if she's finger fly, then massage her twat.
After that put on the condom and ask her to play Medival and impale her on your lance
FreeOffersNow
29-11-2005 22:19:48
[quote68f9f22961="ffactoryxx"]Just undo her pants. If she lets you, you golden!!!!
Slip you hand down and see if she's finger fly, then massage her twat.
After that put on the condom and ask her to play Medival and impale her on your lance[/quote68f9f22961]
Well...we know who [i68f9f22961]isn't[/i68f9f22961] getting any ass these days lol
I don't brag about sex, honestly, but I had no trouble getting the condom on my first time. I've heard horror stories, but I've never taken more than say 10 seconds to get it on and in. However, for the sake of your story, if your good at it, what I do is I'm usually kissing the girl as I'm getting her clothes off. Once her clothes are off and I'm sure it's happening (you have to be sure, you fuck this up, it's over), I continue making out with the girl and pleasure her while I put the condom on. Few things to remember poke the side you're going to put your dick in so you're putting it in the right way. If you put it on your dick and it doesn't easily unroll, through it away. Start over. Also, make sure,as you're unrolling that you don't leave any air bubbles at the tip. If you know physics, you can understand why.
ditto_mark
29-11-2005 23:10:21
This post...is...
sad.
theysayjump
29-11-2005 23:14:35
You could just put the condom on before you even go out shrug
Wolfeman
29-11-2005 23:25:19
I learned a lot for this week's Family Guy...
"You got a condom? Nevermind I got this Milky Way wrapper."
D D D
drummer_kew_03
29-11-2005 23:33:34
It's not too hard to do. Try not to trap any air. My horror story (not really) At my college they had a basket filled with condoms on camppus that you could just walk by and grab some. Well, later, I went to use one and it wouldn't even get close to going on. It ended up being an extra small condom. Luckily I was with my girlfriend of over two years and we both just laughed it off. After grabbing a different one, I said, " Well, that was an ego boost."
[quotec552cb0758="Wolfeman"]I learned a lot for this week's Family Guy...
"You got a condom? Nevermind I got this Milky Way wrapper."
D D D[/quotec552cb0758]
I like the episode awhile back where he tells Meg to use a garbage bag.
[quotec552cb0758="Peter"]Hefty, hefty, hefty. Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy.
[/quotec552cb0758]
[quote9558c195ce="halfbreed"]Lets be straight up.
Situation -
Your with a girl, (on a beach, her room, something where you're alone), you guys start kissing, things are getting heavy, she's horny you can tell, and you're a guy so of course you're horny. You have a condom in your pocket. So you're kissing and what not. Do you just stop to get the condom out, and put it on. Or what do you do when it comes to taking it out and put it on. Details please. I can already imagine the posts this one will get, but I'm being serious here.[/quote9558c195ce]
Don't worry. When the situation presents itself, you will find that you should be able to naturally estimate when what happens and when you're supposed to do what. It's an extension of inter-personal communication (no puns intended).
If you find yourself unsure, then maybe the problem lies deeper.
Wolfeman
29-11-2005 23:46:10
Or just always have a condom on...
theysayjump
29-11-2005 23:54:10
[quotec28af02791="Wolfeman"]Or just always have a condom on...[/quotec28af02791]
[quotec28af02791="theysayjump"]You could just put the condom on before you even go out shrug[/quotec28af02791]
wink
Wolfeman
29-11-2005 23:55:49
You caught me. I don't read any posts but the 1st one and mine (
hairyferry
30-11-2005 00:06:27
This is kinda like the post a picture of your girlfriend thread that was started way back in the day
FreeOffersNow
30-11-2005 01:19:25
[quotee2daef1f5a="drummer_kew_03"]It's not too hard to do. Try not to trap any air. My horror story (not really) At my college they had a basket filled with condoms on camppus that you could just walk by and grab some. Well, later, I went to use one and it wouldn't even get close to going on. It ended up being an extra small condom. Luckily I was with my girlfriend of over two years and we both just laughed it off. After grabbing a different one, I said, " Well, that was an ego boost."[/quotee2daef1f5a]
Were they by any chance, LifeStyles Tuxedo condoms? I can't get one of those fuckers on for the life of me...and I have 2098340928349 of them from freshman year when they gave them to us.
"Here are some condoms that are too small for half of you...enjoy"
Admin
30-11-2005 02:12:04
I really really really hate the internet.
comppimp
30-11-2005 02:14:24
laffffff
FreeOffersNow
30-11-2005 02:17:58
[quote3ff055925c="Admin"]I really really really hate the internet.[/quote3ff055925c]
That internet isn't what caused you to have a small penis...
ilanbg
30-11-2005 03:45:00
[quoteb762eddbb0="theysayjump"][quoteb762eddbb0="Wolfeman"]Or just always have a condom on...[/quoteb762eddbb0]
[quoteb762eddbb0="theysayjump"]You could just put the condom on before you even go out shrug[/quoteb762eddbb0]
wink[/quoteb762eddbb0]
Um, why would anyone do this?
Or was it a joke?
johnjimjones
30-11-2005 03:46:58
I love how there was 30 posts in 6 hours here, thats quite the explosion of activity, oh wait, the thread was about sex.
tracemhunter
30-11-2005 04:09:46
if the girl doesnt offer to put it on with her mouth, she isnt for you.
jadem
30-11-2005 05:31:11
I'm only chiming in here because there hasn't been ONE female to chime in.
The only way to know for sure about anything regarding women and sex is to COMMUNICATE.
I'm not saying you have to get into a deep philosophical conversation during intamacy, but if you barely know her, and she wants to get it on, she's probably not that shy (which is what I surmise the situation to be). Always ask to be sure.
If it's someone you've been dating a while, I doubt she's going to dump you for one bad condom experience. roll
liquidskin
30-11-2005 06:14:58
word to the wise watch out for disgruntled roomates that want to destroy your condoms and/or life!
my roomate put staples through all of mine.. he thought it was "funny".
i thought it was pretty stupid..
but ive also heard of people who've put holes in their roomates/friend/wahtever's condoms.. pretty sick if you ask me.
Gigante
30-11-2005 06:59:05
Did you know HIV/AID's can easily fit through the spores of a comdom? They just don't tell you that.
jadem
30-11-2005 07:09:43
[quote8dac4db049="Gigante"]Did you know HIV/AID's can easily fit through the spores of a comdom? They just don't tell you that.[/quote8dac4db049]
Oddly enough, I did know that. I had a teacher in high school demonstrate the chances. There was a door at the back of the room where the handle was missing (so there was a hole). He took marbles, threw them at the door, several went into the hole and he said, "That is how well a condom could protect you from AIDS."
He was an odd man. )
ditto_mark
30-11-2005 07:13:24
[quotec24e845fd5="jadem"]I'm only chiming in here because there hasn't been ONE female to chime in.
[/quotec24e845fd5]
wrong.
jadem
30-11-2005 07:30:29
[quote6e806ab9e0="ditto_mark"][quote6e806ab9e0="jadem"]I'm only chiming in here because there hasn't been ONE female to chime in.
[/quote6e806ab9e0]
wrong.[/quote6e806ab9e0]
My bad, I didn't see your post. But you didn't have to be all rude about it. roll
Allen626
30-11-2005 07:54:25
[quotea99b48cf99="jadem"][quotea99b48cf99="Gigante"]Did you know HIV/AID's can easily fit through the spores of a comdom? They just don't tell you that.[/quotea99b48cf99]
Oddly enough, I did know that. I had a teacher in high school demonstrate the chances. There was a door at the back of the room where the handle was missing (so there was a hole). He took marbles, threw them at the door, several went into the hole and he said, "That is how well a condom could protect you from AIDS."
He was an odd man. )[/quotea99b48cf99]
For the longest time I use to be paranoid about that, but it is only the animal made condoms. The latex condoms are fine and protect you, it was just a scare tactic when that was presented to me.
theysayjump
30-11-2005 08:00:23
[quote397e633676="ilanbg"][quote397e633676="theysayjump"][quote397e633676="Wolfeman"]Or just always have a condom on...[/quote397e633676]
[quote397e633676="theysayjump"]You could just put the condom on before you even go out shrug[/quote397e633676]
wink[/quote397e633676]
Um, why would anyone do this?
Or was it a joke?[/quote397e633676]
wink wink 8)
cyberpunk243
30-11-2005 10:03:31
Sex?!? What's up?
ilanbg
30-11-2005 13:33:42
[quote182db2bae2="theysayjump"][quote182db2bae2="ilanbg"][quote182db2bae2="theysayjump"][quote182db2bae2="Wolfeman"]Or just always have a condom on...[/quote182db2bae2]
[quote182db2bae2="theysayjump"]You could just put the condom on before you even go out shrug[/quote182db2bae2]
wink[/quote182db2bae2]
Um, why would anyone do this?
Or was it a joke?[/quote182db2bae2]
wink wink 8)[/quote182db2bae2]
Then it [i182db2bae2]isn't[/i182db2bae2] a joke? That's crazy talk. You're crazy TSJ. Get off the road!
use the pullout method screw the condom get stds and aids then come back and tell us ur story )
EatChex89
30-11-2005 15:15:11
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jonnyk1221
30-11-2005 17:12:16
[quoted64a950924="tracemhunter"]if the girl doesnt offer to put it on with her mouth, she isnt for you.[/quoted64a950924]
This is the post i was waiting for.. you really shouldnt have to find cues.. trust me if you get in this situation you will know what to do.. just dont be nervous and enjoy it
mrwzk
30-11-2005 17:55:07
u could always just wear a condom than when u pull down ur pants u would be magicly wearing one. that might freak her out though
ilanbg
30-11-2005 19:45:00
[quote902b6e23a2="mrwzk"]u could always just wear a condom than when u pull down ur pants u would be magicly wearing one. that might freak her out though[/quote902b6e23a2]
I still can't tell if people are serious when they say this.
WTF?
Wolfeman
30-11-2005 19:46:07
[quote136b1c84ad="ilanbg"][quote136b1c84ad="mrwzk"]u could always just wear a condom than when u pull down ur pants u would be magicly wearing one. that might freak her out though[/quote136b1c84ad]
I still can't tell if people are serious when they say this.
WTF?[/quote136b1c84ad]
Getting one on while flacid would be tough...
J4320
30-11-2005 19:48:43
Hey I have an idea! You could put on the condom before you take off your pants!
FreeOffersNow
30-11-2005 19:57:42
[quotebd8656d6c3="J4320"]Hey I have an idea! You could put on the condom before you take off your pants![/quotebd8656d6c3]
Very original...I like it.
its only been mentioned 4 times now loll
EatChex89
30-11-2005 21:24:41
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
- Bill Watterson
manOFice
30-11-2005 21:51:11
my first time...the damn girl was so horny she took advantage of me!
LoL, i didn't have to worry if she wanted it or not. haha that was good times.
Edit Never really had a problem with condoms...out of package and on and IN with about 10 seconds. The only problem I probally ran into was putting it on the wrong way once but then you just flip it over and roll that bitch on....it happened with my fiance...not a random girl.
srichter
01-12-2005 04:18:59
Well basically what you need to do is insert your middle finger into her rectum. If she enjoys this you know you're set. You then proceed to strip naked, force the condom into her mouth, and put it on by mouth fucking her. Try not to accidentally push the condom down her throat and suffocate her though. After the condom is on, you want to turn her around, shove your fist up her ass, and start fucking her. Try not to fuck too hard though, a 9 year old's body is fragile.
liquidskin
01-12-2005 05:48:44
[quote4097641e35="srichter"]Well basically what you need to do is insert your middle finger into her rectum. If she enjoys this you know you're set. You then proceed to strip naked, force the condom into her mouth, and put it on by mouth fucking her. Try not to accidentally push the condom down her throat and suffocate her though. After the condom is on, you want to turn her around, shove your fist up her ass, and start fucking her. Try not to fuck too hard though, a 9 year old's body is fragile.[/quote4097641e35]
hahaha, fucking awesome.
manOFice
01-12-2005 10:43:09
[quote160cae4e4e="srichter"]Well basically what you need to do is insert your middle finger into her rectum. If she enjoys this you know you're set. You then proceed to strip naked, force the condom into her mouth, and put it on by mouth fucking her. Try not to accidentally push the condom down her throat and suffocate her though. After the condom is on, you want to turn her around, shove your fist up her ass, and start fucking her. Try not to fuck too hard though, a 9 year old's body is fragile.[/quote160cae4e4e]
Wowwww....LoL
tylerc
01-12-2005 12:02:28
[quote8d4454967e="srichter"]Well basically what you need to do is insert your middle finger into her rectum. If she enjoys this you know you're set. You then proceed to strip naked, force the condom into her mouth, and put it on by mouth fucking her. Try not to accidentally push the condom down her throat and suffocate her though. After the condom is on, you want to turn her around, shove your fist up her ass, and start fucking her. Try not to fuck too hard though, a 9 year old's body is fragile.[/quote8d4454967e]
He's right, that's how it goes down lol
bullseye4u
01-12-2005 15:00:09
who needs a condom anyway ? dance2
jk trust me you will be very sorry if you dont, dont listen to my poor decisions i am not Responsible in anyway if you take my advice face the consequences then
exclusiv
01-12-2005 15:12:50
[quote63ec841f3d="bullseye4u"]who needs a condom anyway ? dance2
jk trust me you will be very sorry if you dont, dont listen to my poor decisions i am not Responsible in anyway if you take my advice face the consequences then[/quote63ec841f3d]
thankfully my girl is on the pill, so i raw dog it all the time
JUNIOR6886
01-12-2005 15:27:31
rofl even if your girl is on the pill you should still use a condom.
Girls are crazy sometimes..... heres a few thing that could happen
A. She forgets to take the pill for a few days
B. She thinks you're cheating so she goes off the pill so she can get pregnant and trap you in the relationship
C. She cheats on you gets an STD and passes it on to you.
Either way you'd be screwed..... shrug
tylerc
01-12-2005 15:33:39
Exactly, wrap that shit up!
Vector
01-12-2005 17:03:19
I havent read much of the other posts but a simple answer would be keep pushing forward until you are both very close to bare naked then put it on and zoop!
kevxross
01-12-2005 17:07:35
Let's be straight up.
You'll probably never need the advice you seek.
FreeOffersNow
01-12-2005 19:05:17
"Just give her a little spanking and tell her 'I'm your daddy!'"
exclusiv
01-12-2005 19:40:38
[quotea732fc79eb="JUNIOR6886"]rofl even if your girl is on the pill you should still use a condom.
Girls are crazy sometimes..... heres a few thing that could happen
A. She forgets to take the pill for a few days
B. She thinks you're cheating so she goes off the pill so she can get pregnant and trap you in the relationship
C. She cheats on you gets an STD and passes it on to you.
Either way you'd be screwed..... shrug[/quotea732fc79eb]
dude im 24 years old and been dating this girl for a long time. i wouldnt do it if we werent serious. ill probably end up marrying her in a few years.
the only one that could happen with my girl is A
not that likely but it could happen
i been hittin her up raw for years, too good to stop now
lol