Is my laptop hurting my balls?

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Aprout

17-01-2006 20:32:09

Everytime I use my laptop it is on my lap; does this like lower your sperm count or potentially give you cancer or something? Stupid post I know....something to talk about.

Kidd

17-01-2006 20:32:48

yes

heat and tight pants kill ur sperm count

Admin

17-01-2006 20:36:24

moderate usage isn't going to seriously affect sperm production in a healthy young person. you're actually more likely to damage your laptop, since clothes/fabric tend to obstruct vents and lead to overheating. laptops are not actually meant to be used on one's lap.

theysayjump

17-01-2006 20:40:41

It's not that it can or will lower your sperm count, it's the fact that it makes your balls smaller.

Like wee baybay pee's.

tylerc

17-01-2006 20:58:50

Mmm...testicles.

shamash

17-01-2006 21:12:41

^^^ O What O

dudeextrem2000

17-01-2006 21:19:58

[quote265a4cabaf="shamash"]^^^ O What O[/quote265a4cabaf]

wtf ur a rep now?

Wolfeman

17-01-2006 21:32:54

I always have a pillow or something to absorb the heat. I gotta protect my boys...

Aprout

17-01-2006 21:35:49

Yeah, I think from now on I am going to wear my hockey cup while using my laptop.

Wolfeman

17-01-2006 21:38:15

I love my 700M cause its light and doesn't put out too much heat...

xigxag

17-01-2006 21:39:27

i would be more afraid of the wireless frequencies

Tholek

17-01-2006 21:57:10

[quote16e00c94fc="xigxag"]i would be more afraid of the wireless frequencies[/quote16e00c94fc]

Ditto.

People seem to forget they're microwaves.

Wolfeman

17-01-2006 21:58:50

Thats why I wear a tinfoil hat...

Aprout

17-01-2006 22:02:51

[quote3735d87838="Wolfeman"]Thats why I wear a tinfoil hat...[/quote3735d87838]

HAHA

Aurelius

17-01-2006 22:46:17

[quoteebbacc4cc1="Wolfeman"]Thats why I wear a tinfoil hat...[/quoteebbacc4cc1]

o noes! the aliens be coming http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/11d61c13b7334ba9374a4ecd8e2934d4.gif[" alt=""/imgebbacc4cc1]