I literally laughed out loud...
mnx12
01-02-2006 21:54:52
and I dont do that often when reading things on the internet
[quote43cb0b2f61]<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER[/quote43cb0b2f61]
syriandoode
01-02-2006 21:57:00
LOLZ +kma for yoU!
Edit gotta wait a bit first just remind me
mnx12
01-02-2006 21:58:51
woot!
d3athtonic
01-02-2006 22:44:31
ROFLMFAOLOLLERSKATES
noojerz
01-02-2006 23:39:33
hahaha, a night to remember for that guy
theysayjump
02-02-2006 01:55:33
I soiled my pants at that one. shrug
EatChex89
02-02-2006 01:59:52
[quote4a5a74491b="theysayjump"]I soiled my pants at that one. shrug[/quote4a5a74491b]
that's nasty
slease
02-02-2006 02:01:45
Yep, that got a chuckle, +kma
crazyates
02-02-2006 07:50:48
nice
GiftOrb
02-02-2006 07:53:21
owned
johnjimjones
02-02-2006 07:59:38
awsome +kma
tracemhunter
02-02-2006 08:25:25
lmfao. +kma as well. i actually laughed out loud as well.
bballp6699
02-02-2006 08:28:55
Not very realistic.
People always talk out their asses on IRC.
cyberpunk243
02-02-2006 08:31:47
I didn't laugh out lout or even grin. I guess because I came in expecting it to be the funniest thing ever. Kind of like when I saw Lost in Translation, expecting it to be the best movie ever. Then being extremely dissapointing. I need to see it again though, that reminds me...
afro_wolff
02-02-2006 08:31:52
HAHA..holy shit...+KMA..made me laugh
MyungChunHa
02-02-2006 12:14:30
funny shit man lol ....is that your friend or something....
johnjimjones
02-02-2006 12:17:43
[quote122bf0de3c="cyberpunk243"]I didn't laugh out lout or even grin. I guess because I came in expecting it to be the funniest thing ever. Kind of like when I saw Lost in Translation, expecting it to be the best movie ever. Then being extremely dissapointing. I need to see it again though, that reminds me...[/quote122bf0de3c]
I can't believe that movie won awards. I sat through most of that movie waiting to laugh. Never did.
MyungChunHa
02-02-2006 12:23:48
[quotebe78b8f97b="johnjimjones"][quotebe78b8f97b="cyberpunk243"]I didn't laugh out lout or even grin. I guess because I came in expecting it to be the funniest thing ever. Kind of like when I saw Lost in Translation, expecting it to be the best movie ever. Then being extremely dissapointing. I need to see it again though, that reminds me...[/quotebe78b8f97b]
I can't believe that movie won awards. I sat through most of that movie waiting to laugh. Never did.[/quotebe78b8f97b]
it was the most boring movie ive ever seen....literally....i dont even know why i watched the entire thing....probably because every critic wrote that it was genius.....i dont get the plot either....the two main characters are supposed to be strangers but act like theyve known each other for years....and suddenly they fall in love....and they made fun of asians, so i cant like it by default....
tracemhunter
02-02-2006 13:41:07
i thought it was kind of funny. when he was doing the photoshoot and the asian guy had that long string of words and it only meant to move left. it has its parts and i watch it every now and then.
tylerc
02-02-2006 14:05:49
If you like these kind of stories, check out www.tuckermax.com
That site is fucking hilarious.
mnx12
02-02-2006 16:15:46
WHOA, my karma went from 1 to 7 overnight...im going to post funny stuff more often, hahaha
Gooogler
02-02-2006 16:24:02
Hahaha, that would totally suck. I would want to kill Bryan at that point.
syriandoode
02-02-2006 16:38:37
[quote0f7ee30cbe="tylerc"]If you like these kind of stories, check out www.tuckermax.com
That site is fucking hilarious.[/quote0f7ee30cbe]
LOL that breathalzer thing is fookin hilarious
tylerc
02-02-2006 17:16:06
Yes, yes it is.
Now please learn to type and spell correctly.
syriandoode
02-02-2006 17:20:00
its a confusing word give a syrian a break
J4320
02-02-2006 17:21:29
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shock
syriandoode
02-02-2006 17:30:19
wink
tylerc
02-02-2006 17:40:21
[quoteadae7a0835="syriandoode"]its a confusing word give a syrian a break[/quoteadae7a0835]
Not just "breathalyzer", but "fookin" is wayyyy off.
syriandoode
02-02-2006 17:54:57
maybe i dont want to swear
crazyates
02-02-2006 18:35:25
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what's the deal w/ that anyways?
syriandoode
02-02-2006 19:13:55
talkin to moi?
crazyates
02-02-2006 19:14:56
no...the other guy with that in his sig...of course you
syriandoode
02-02-2006 19:49:11
i dont see why its wrong fo me to have a AK in my sig.
akalic
02-02-2006 19:57:24
I'll tear my balls off if you don't play any gun related FPS games
xigxag
02-02-2006 20:01:55
[quote78c9cb8ed3="cyberpunk243"]I didn't laugh out lout or even grin. [/quote78c9cb8ed3]
ditto, didn't strike me as very funny. I suppose it would be if you were actually telling the story.
syriandoode
02-02-2006 20:33:19
[quote2350cc03f7="akalic"]I'll tear my balls off if you don't play any gun related FPS games[/quote2350cc03f7]
oh i do.
bspence
03-02-2006 09:57:16
Im crying right now that was so funny!
ffactoryxx
03-02-2006 10:40:24
Aim convo
http//www.bash.org/?608100
Its shens
mnx12
03-02-2006 13:56:14
I never said that I was in that convo...