Are you a MAN?

Live forum: http://forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=32758

syriandoode

11-02-2006 17:10:45

http//www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php

got a 40 out of 60 that last one is hard.

pokernerdaa

11-02-2006 17:13:39

i got 50 out of 60....i answered the last one correctly lol

i got the 5th one wrong oops

ghondi

11-02-2006 17:17:47

40 outa 60 for me too.

lol, last two I got wrong......fuck!

doylnea

11-02-2006 17:19:30

good lord, I remember when that came out on elm/telnet based email and you had to write down your answers.

pokernerdaa

11-02-2006 17:24:22

I nailed that last one....

I always have those awkward moments in the school urinals when there's to many people, i've completely mastered peeing in school. Our urinals suck becasue there's hardly any blockage between the two, basically everyones dick is flaleing about in the open... yuck

tylerc

11-02-2006 18:08:49

I got 50/60

justinag06

11-02-2006 18:09:22

50

EatChex89

11-02-2006 18:11:07

25 out of 60[/colorac259798d6][/sizeac259798d6]

Well, you barely passed. Odds are in favour that you are actually a female and have never experienced a male rest facility in all it's glory. That, or you're a guy who doesn't get out much. If we were you, we wouldn't be showin' your score off to any of our friends, since they can probably pee way better than you can.

Vector

11-02-2006 18:12:10

30 out of 60, does that mean im trying not to look out other male parts or what?

pokernerdaa

11-02-2006 18:12:33

fucking right i can pee better then EatChex

cartrenroy

11-02-2006 18:19:23

[quote93fa8da2db="Vector"]30 out of 60, does that mean im trying not to look out other male parts or what?[/quote93fa8da2db]

I got 30 too.

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FOUR is not the correct answer, #1 is the best choice. WHY? because of the wall. What if you are using #4 and someone comes in and uses #3

Just like #4
[quote93fa8da2db]You're stuck being next to at least ONE guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left.[/quote93fa8da2db]

shamash

11-02-2006 18:25:26

i got 0 (

cartrenroy

11-02-2006 18:27:05

[quote3248460fef="shamash"]i got 0 ([/quote3248460fef]

cuz you are not a man

shamash

11-02-2006 18:31:31

orly. then how am i using urinals?

nicd.01

11-02-2006 18:33:28

I only got a 20. I guess I don't think about pissing next to other guys in public as much as some people. lol

d3athtonic

11-02-2006 19:04:15

We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!

60 out of 60

I'm the man.

nate08

11-02-2006 19:12:57

35/60

Last one I thought I had to choose.

JUNIOR6886

11-02-2006 19:13:39

i got 4/6 the first four are %100 common sense. The 5th one is hella though because you end up next to someone no matter what and i didnt think the "none" option was allowed for number 6

EatChex89

11-02-2006 19:16:00

i get stage fright when i use urinals and other people are around..

i especially hate the ones without walls.

cartrenroy

11-02-2006 19:18:31

[quoteeea8950909="EatChex89"]i get stage fright when i use urinals and other people are around..

i especially hate the ones without walls.[/quoteeea8950909]

I know, I really hate that shit

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lol, soon you are gonna have to share them (like infront of others)

d3athtonic

11-02-2006 19:22:23

Hahaha. There are tons of gay people around where I live too.

theysayjump

11-02-2006 19:27:22

I only got 20 too.

But then I do sit down to piss.

pokernerdaa

11-02-2006 19:43:43

[quotedb321796f5="theysayjump"]I only got 20 too.

But then I do sit down to piss.[/quotedb321796f5]

roflmao....

that picture of those urinals is just what my schools bathrooms look like, hence the reason i've mastered peeing

JordanE

11-02-2006 19:45:58

60/60

I know how to piss 8)

ajasax

11-02-2006 19:47:39

40/60 It's funny how if there isn't a 1-urinal buffer ppl just decide to use the toilet instead lol

i blame history

11-02-2006 19:48:15

25. then again, i am not a man.

KyleRaker

11-02-2006 19:48:19

[quote84748ff035="cartrenroy"][quote84748ff035="Vector"]30 out of 60, does that mean im trying not to look out other male parts or what?[/quote84748ff035]

I got 30 too.

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FOUR is not the correct answer, #1 is the best choice. WHY? because of the wall. What if you are using #4 and someone comes in and uses #3

Just like #4
[quote84748ff035]You're stuck being next to at least ONE guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left.[/quote84748ff035][/quote84748ff035]

Also, 1 allows you to shield your penis from 2 with your right hand, and have the wall on the left to protect your left side. I agree with you completely here.

pokernerdaa

11-02-2006 19:52:57

I choose 1 on that one too, i woulda got 60/60

fuck

ajasax

11-02-2006 19:54:56

But the reason they say #4 is a better choice is because it will look like you are "pairing up" with the guy on #2. Which would look kinda fruity if you were to walk in and see 2 guys on the left and 2 on the right near the corners. You would be wondering what they were up to shock

theysayjump

11-02-2006 19:57:46

[quoteed6544866e="i blame history"]25. then again, i am not a man.[/quoteed6544866e]

shock Does anyone know when we started allowing women to join?

tylerc

11-02-2006 19:58:16

Women can't post.

pokernerdaa

11-02-2006 20:03:32

[quote265db57847="theysayjump"][quote265db57847="i blame history"]25. then again, i am not a man.[/quote265db57847]

shock Does anyone know when we started allowing women to join?[/quote265db57847]

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thehacker010

11-02-2006 20:26:03

[quote720059a042="theysayjump"][quote720059a042="i blame history"]25. then again, i am not a man.[/quote720059a042]

shock Does anyone know when we started allowing women to join?[/quote720059a042]

We have Admin to blame for that one. He was drunk and did not pay attention to her gender....

Berky34

11-02-2006 20:28:23

LOLOL it's funny because it's soooo true!!!!

hrdfarkr

12-02-2006 07:27:35

As a younger man I toured this great country with lame rock bands whose names no one will remember.

During that journey I realized quickly stage fright was not an option when the urinals have no walls, because sometimes you just gotta pee.

Urinals with no divders are nothing compared to the joy of a trough urinal. Especially if they're located in a huge biker bar, or a giant nightclub with a light up dance floor.

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Not bad considering you only have to worry about your left and right side, i've been to bars where the toilets were just a standing bath tub.

My most uncomfortable peeing experience was in Manhattan. Standard urinals as far as the eye can see, you step up and begin to release your stream and look up into the mirror, and realize it's not a mirror, it is a half wall with urinals on both sides. So at any moment you might be staring into the face of someone else trying to pee.

Buster389

12-02-2006 08:18:16

I got a 40/60

[quoteddcb82f996="cartrenroy"][quoteddcb82f996="Vector"]30 out of 60, does that mean im trying not to look out other male parts or what?[/quoteddcb82f996]

I got 30 too.

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FOUR is not the correct answer, #1 is the best choice. WHY? because of the wall. What if you are using #4 and someone comes in and uses #3

Just like #4
[quoteddcb82f996]You're stuck being next to at least ONE guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left.[/quoteddcb82f996][/quoteddcb82f996]

shamash

12-02-2006 08:27:34

Seriously...

Oh no, I'm going to stand next to that guy, and he might be gay!

And if he's gay, he might look at my penis!

THEN I'LL CATCH IT!!!

slease

12-02-2006 11:20:56

Same test here, but it looks better and includes a door
http//www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urinal.php

i blame history

12-02-2006 14:53:09

[quoteb791f12635="theysayjump"][quoteb791f12635="i blame history"]25. then again, i am not a man.[/quoteb791f12635]

shock Does anyone know when we started allowing women to join?[/quoteb791f12635]

theres a few of us around here. yes, i am well aware i am not in the "14 year old boy" category that makes up the vast majority of freebie site users. i am one of the few that does not have to ask mommy if i can use her credit card P

JordanE

12-02-2006 17:14:37

[quote2077350a79="i blame history"][quote2077350a79="theysayjump"][quote2077350a79="i blame history"]25. then again, i am not a man.[/quote2077350a79]

shock Does anyone know when we started allowing women to join?[/quote2077350a79]

theres a few of us around here. yes, i am well aware i am not in the "14 year old boy" category that makes up the vast majority of freebie site users. i am one of the few that does not have to ask mommy if i can use her credit card P[/quote2077350a79]



Most people here would never use there credit card to do offers.

Prepaid debit cards are the best way to do offers.

i blame history

12-02-2006 17:18:44

[quotec0e56c3245="JordanE"][quotec0e56c3245="i blame history"][quotec0e56c3245="theysayjump"][quotec0e56c3245="i blame history"]25. then again, i am not a man.[/quotec0e56c3245]

shock Does anyone know when we started allowing women to join?[/quotec0e56c3245]

theres a few of us around here. yes, i am well aware i am not in the "14 year old boy" category that makes up the vast majority of freebie site users. i am one of the few that does not have to ask mommy if i can use her credit card P[/quotec0e56c3245]



Most people here would never use there credit card to do offers.

Prepaid debit cards are the best way to do offers.[/quotec0e56c3245]

most people i have talked to have used debit/credit cards. i only ever use a debit card, as i dont like credit cards. while i have seen people ask about using the prepaid cards, i have only seen people use their own cards. i have never had any problems with it.

JordanE

12-02-2006 17:22:59

It can hurt your credt score if you use credit cards (or so i've heard). Plus if your doing kind of a shaddy offer you don't have to worry about getting stuck with like a $150 charge and you also arin't totally screwed if you forget to lililililili the offer.

kt006

12-02-2006 17:23:23

There are no problems with debit cards up until you start getting overdrafts.

i blame history

12-02-2006 17:35:55

the only way i can see it hurting your credit score is if you go over your limit or do something that is really against the terms. im not sure how doing offers with a credit card can really hurt your score, though...

overdrafting can be avoided by just keeping track of what you have. i am fairly low on money, but i have never overdrafted.

my boyfriend once took out all but about $3 from his account because he needed starter money to sell beer at a football game. he thought he had more than just $3, so he tried to buy something with his debit card before he put all the money back in. the machine simply told him that he card was denied, and nothing bad happened. maybe it was the bank or type of card... i just thought it would have overdrafted the account and done other kinds of nastiness, but i guess not.

JUNIOR6886

12-02-2006 17:39:04

Ive never had an overdraft either. Im not even the type to monitor my spending o If you have at least a part time job and a couple thousand in your bank account it shouldnt be an issue...

jadem

13-02-2006 03:19:05

[quote08ce51e631="theysayjump"][quote08ce51e631="i blame history"]25. then again, i am not a man.[/quote08ce51e631]

shock Does anyone know when we started allowing women to join?[/quote08ce51e631]


I find that my heart is broken by you. ( You forgot about me already. cry

btw, I got 40/60 and I've never been in a man's bathroom, ever.