Got To Love Our Vice President

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pokernerdaa

12-02-2006 16:09:44

http//www.mydna.com/resources/news/news_20060212_cheney_shoots_man_hunting.html[]http//www.mydna.com/resources/news/news_20060212_cheney_shoots_man_hunting.html

[quote45e0947b4b]Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a 78-year-old man Saturday. He was on a quail hunting trip at the Kennedy County Ranch in Texas.[/quote45e0947b4b]

haha gotta love some of the people running our country

slease

12-02-2006 16:11:31

Guns don't kill people, vice presidents with guns kill people.

theysayjump

12-02-2006 16:17:07

Vice Presidents without guns kill people.

Vice Presidents with oil connections kill people.

FreeOffersNow

12-02-2006 16:17:10

This happens all the time...no one cares until its the Vice President shooting his millionaire lawyer buddy

kdollar

12-02-2006 16:23:10

[quote91e5179834="FreeOffersNow"]This happens all the time...no one cares until its the Vice President shooting his millionaire lawyer buddy[/quote91e5179834]

this is true

syriandoode

12-02-2006 17:11:05

Now if an Arab like myself ran the country...

kt006

12-02-2006 17:24:48

I'm surprised Cheney hasn't done this before. You know with the hidden hostility and all.

akalic

12-02-2006 17:37:21

[quotef49bef4c62="syriandoode"]Now if an Arab like myself ran the country...[/quotef49bef4c62]

how many times are you going to point out you're arab/syrian

theysayjump

12-02-2006 17:38:03

[quote056f0754fc="akalic"][quote056f0754fc="syriandoode"]Now if an Arab like myself ran the country...[/quote056f0754fc]

how many times are you going to point out you're arab/syrian[/quote056f0754fc]

11.

Kidd

12-02-2006 17:43:57

[quotee8a6687add="theysayjump"][quotee8a6687add="akalic"][quotee8a6687add="syriandoode"]Now if an Arab like myself ran the country...[/quotee8a6687add]

how many times are you going to point out you're arab/syrian[/quotee8a6687add]

11.[/quotee8a6687add]

x3

bballp6699

12-02-2006 17:49:40

Might have something to do with the fact that he's lying...

Stroid

12-02-2006 19:12:44

[quote669333b147="syriandoode"]Now if an Arab like myself ran the country...[/quote669333b147] we would all be fucked if a syrian ran our country

BubbaMan

12-02-2006 19:22:43

At least the guy he shot was a lawyer....

akalic

12-02-2006 19:25:57

[quoted3e7006a6d="Kidd"][quoted3e7006a6d="theysayjump"][quoted3e7006a6d="akalic"][quoted3e7006a6d="syriandoode"]Now if an Arab like myself ran the country...[/quoted3e7006a6d]

how many times are you going to point out you're arab/syrian[/quoted3e7006a6d]

11.[/quoted3e7006a6d]

x3[/quoted3e7006a6d]

+7

johnjimjones

12-02-2006 19:40:57

When I heard the story I thought someone shot Cheney. Boy was I disapointed.

pokernerdaa

12-02-2006 20:18:47

[quoted65b0e3919="slease"]Guns don't kill people, vice presidents with guns kill people.[/quoted65b0e3919]

do i get +KMA for quoting you in my profile wink

Kidd

12-02-2006 20:20:32

[quote2e79ef3d75="PokerNerdAA"][quote2e79ef3d75="slease"]Guns don't kill people, vice presidents with guns kill people.[/quote2e79ef3d75]

do i get +KMA for quoting you in my profile wink[/quote2e79ef3d75]

u get a kick in the face twisted

hows that?

also

"will put quotes in my sig for friends"

yea!!!!

J4320

12-02-2006 20:21:52

[quoteec7beeaea1="PokerNerdAA"][quoteec7beeaea1="slease"]Guns don't kill people, vice presidents with guns kill people.[/quoteec7beeaea1]

do i get +KMA for quoting you in my profile wink[/quoteec7beeaea1]

I always say "Guns don't kill people, bullets do."

justinag06

12-02-2006 20:30:12

[quotee1b93270a4="Kidd"][quotee1b93270a4="PokerNerdAA"][quotee1b93270a4="slease"]Guns don't kill people, vice presidents with guns kill people.[/quotee1b93270a4]

do i get +KMA for quoting you in my profile wink[/quotee1b93270a4]

u get a kick in the face twisted

hows that?

also

"will put quotes in my sig for friends"

yea!!!![/quotee1b93270a4]

do you ever say anything nice, or usefull?



























ever?

aguy

12-02-2006 20:40:28

if only he was black...

i could be looting a tv right now

pokernerdaa

12-02-2006 20:43:46

[quote540f670539="justinag06"][quote540f670539="Kidd"][quote540f670539="PokerNerdAA"][quote540f670539="slease"]Guns don't kill people, vice presidents with guns kill people.[/quote540f670539]

do i get +KMA for quoting you in my profile wink[/quote540f670539]

u get a kick in the face twisted

hows that?

also

"will put quotes in my sig for friends"

yea!!!![/quote540f670539]

do you ever say anything nice, or usefull?


ever?[/quote540f670539]


THANK YOU...finally someone realizes the shit going on here

ilanbg

12-02-2006 21:03:05

Poker, you should be the last to say that.

pokernerdaa

12-02-2006 21:04:54

[quotee90a7cf984="ilanbg"]Poker, you should be the last to say that.[/quotee90a7cf984]

say what

egg242

13-02-2006 02:22:54

[quotef96a9bbcb9="PokerNerdAA"][quotef96a9bbcb9="ilanbg"]Poker, you should be the last to say that.[/quotef96a9bbcb9]

say what[/quotef96a9bbcb9]

What was the last thing you said. Generally when people reply to a topic, that's what it means...

hairyferry

13-02-2006 04:30:21

[quote457c16f688="PokerNerdAA"][quote457c16f688="ilanbg"]Poker, you should be the last to say that.[/quote457c16f688]

say what[/quote457c16f688]

[quote457c16f688]NEW OFFER $20 to suck dick for your friends[/quote457c16f688]

You suck dick for friends? Dude, you got issues.

pokernerdaa

13-02-2006 04:39:39

[quotedfd6fffaa0="hairyferry"]

You suck dick for friends? Dude, you got issues.[/quotedfd6fffaa0]

it's a joke man, i think we can all agree i'm not queer playful

hairyferry

13-02-2006 04:40:32

well you do have the title of it dude.. lol

pokernerdaa

13-02-2006 04:41:39

[quote75880ecae3="hairyferry"]well you do have the title of it dude.. lol[/quote75880ecae3]

i think it's a solid title, you?

hairyferry

13-02-2006 04:43:48

A solid title? I think it's a queer title. You're a queer?

pokernerdaa

13-02-2006 04:53:34

[quote1a715f111b="hairyferry"]A solid title? I think it's a queer title. You're a queer?[/quote1a715f111b]

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=31478[]http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=31478

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?p=326399#326399[]http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?p=326399#326399

not queer, just a joke man

johnjimjones

13-02-2006 04:53:39

[quoteb7fddbce52="hairyferry"][quoteb7fddbce52="PokerNerdAA"][quoteb7fddbce52="ilanbg"]Poker, you should be the last to say that.[/quoteb7fddbce52]

say what[/quoteb7fddbce52]

[quoteb7fddbce52]NEW OFFER $20 to suck dick for your friends[/quoteb7fddbce52]

You suck dick for friends? Dude, you got issues.[/quoteb7fddbce52]
ROFL will suck dick for friends? now that's desparate.

ilanbg

13-02-2006 12:17:46

If you guys are going to make fun of someone, at least do it with some wit. That's the whole point of making fun of someone–otherwise it's just cruel.

Kidd

13-02-2006 12:20:32

[quote659bed1a15="johnjimjones"][quote659bed1a15="hairyferry"][quote659bed1a15="PokerNerdAA"][quote659bed1a15="ilanbg"]Poker, you should be the last to say that.[/quote659bed1a15]

say what[/quote659bed1a15]

[quote659bed1a15]NEW OFFER $20 to suck dick for your friends[/quote659bed1a15]

You suck dick for friends? Dude, you got issues.[/quote659bed1a15]
ROFL will suck dick for friends? now that's desparate.[/quote659bed1a15]

wow lol at least he will do it with a condom and wont contract any stds

Jake

14-02-2006 06:38:15

http//dickhunt.ytmnd.com/

Cheney's got a gun!

Make sure to have your speakers on for this one.

lol

mpj31

14-02-2006 06:56:20

lol

tylerc

14-02-2006 13:31:27

Notice how no one thinks this is funny until it's the vice president?

As said on Bob and Tom, I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney, then be in a car with Ted Kennedy.

Kidd

14-02-2006 13:32:35

the guy he shot just had a heart attack

mnx12

14-02-2006 14:13:26

thats what they get for hunting, asshats.

noojerz

14-02-2006 17:36:25

Definitely one of the greatest things this administration has done. Saw it on the news this morning, i laughed.

halfbreed

14-02-2006 22:00:11

I guess...never go quail hunting with Dick Cheney

syriandoode

14-02-2006 22:42:01

Something big is gonna happen if this guy croaks...

Jake

15-02-2006 07:06:20

I didn't find the fact that Dick Cheney shot the guy funny but the jokes made afterward certainly were.

The first rule when holding a gun in your hand - watch where you point it at all times. Don't turn your head without turning the gun at the same time.

nytrate

15-02-2006 07:18:42

and it was 30 meters away! That's the ridiculous part!

and that the ambulance was ON-CALL for cheney. Why do we elect a vice president who is in such bad condition that an ambulance must follow him around wherever he goes.

theysayjump

15-02-2006 10:14:29

Aaaaand, they didn't even pay the $7 fee they were supposed to so that they could go hunting in the first place.

Jake

15-02-2006 10:19:33

[quote3d87398dbf="theysayjump"]Aaaaand, they didn't even pay the $7 fee they were supposed to so that they could go hunting in the first place.[/quote3d87398dbf]

That was some sort of fee to hunt for the specific birds that they were hunting. They had a license but no $7 stamp which would enable them to hunt the quail that they were going after.

It has since been sent to the appropriate office.

doylnea

15-02-2006 10:22:50

[quote2a5877d5db="nytrate"]and it was 30 meters away! That's the ridiculous part!

and that the ambulance was ON-CALL for cheney. Why do we elect a vice president who is in such bad condition that an ambulance must follow him around wherever he goes.[/quote2a5877d5db]

Just for clarification - the President and Vice-President (and likely Speaker of the House and some Cabinet members) have a doctor in their cadre anytime they leave the White House.

Jake

15-02-2006 11:09:33

Here is an interesting tidbit

http//news.yahoo.com/s/thenation/20060215/cm_thenation/160212;_ylt=A86.I1cDX_ND4h4BGQj9wxIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

Mr. Cheney may have been drinking before the incident occurred.
This could also explain why the Secret Service prevented anyone from interviewing him until the next day.

nytrate

15-02-2006 11:19:31

nothing like some good ol' fashioned drunken hunting! the bit they did on the daily show last night where he kept repeating the headline was funny

p.s. jake I sent you a PM