Pink Eye

I have pink eye and it sux what do i do shrug

Come to an internet forum for medical advice.... BRILLIANT!

a free ipod forum nonetheless

your all my friends! lol i was bored

[quotee103784057="Broken Ego"]I have pink eye and it sux what do i do shrug[/quotee103784057]

Infect as many of your friends as possible. Also using Clear Eyes
(from that ben stein commercial) realls helps reduce the redness

[quote93eb29116e="Broken Ego"]I have pink eye and it sux what do i do shrug[/quote93eb29116e]

Stop smoking that ganja. ;)

JK.

Dont rub your eyes
Use some clear eyes
dont go out in public, so that you dont infect anyone else
just deal with it
it will be gone within a day or 2.

I remember I was in HS when I got pink eye and ended up infecting this chick who swore she had pink eye before. She was so pissed at me but I did tell her that I had pink eye and that she should keep her distance.

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go to the doctor and get prescription eye drops

all from

http//rxinsider.com/monographs/pink_eye.htm

Treatment and prevention of PINK EYE / CONJUNCTIVITIS
- Treatment depends on what is causing the pink eye / conjunctivitis and must be determined by a doctor.
- Infectious conjunctivitis spreads very easily! To prevent spreading the infection to the good eye or to others, the infected eye should not be touched with the hands.
- It is important to wash hands thoroughly and frequently to prevent spreading.
- Make-up and handkerchiefs should not be shared with an infected person.
- Contact lenses and eye make-up should not be worn until the problem has been resolved.
- Used make-up must be thrown away if the patient has been diagnosed with infectious conjunctivitis.
- Clothes, towels, pillow cases and anything else which may have come in contact with an infected person should be washed.
- A warm compress may be helpful to relieve discomfort and removing "crust".
- Antibiotic or antiviral medication may be prescribed by the doctor for certain types of infectious conjunctivitis.
- If eye drops or an ointment is prescribed, the applicator tip and infected eye must never come in contact with one another. Antibiotics for the eye are available only by prescription.
- Allergens and other irritants such as smoke, which may cause allergic and mechanical conjunctivitis, should be avoided.
- If an irritant or foreign object is causing the pink eye / conjunctivitis, flushing of the eye with an eye-wash solution may be recommended. (Specific products may be recommended by a physician or pharmacist.)
- Certain over-the-counter eye drops or oral antihistamine medications may help reduce symptoms of allergic conjunctivitis or conjunctivitis caused by certain irritants. These are not effective for infectious conjunctivitis and should only be used to reduce symptoms of allergic conjunctivitis. (Specific products may be recommended by a physician or pharmacist.)

Maybe you were anal-probed by aliens shock (grats. if u know where that's from wink)

[quote1425900fd7="ajasax"]Maybe you were anal-probed by aliens shock (grats. if u know where that's from wink)[/quote1425900fd7]

"Okay, you guys, this joke has gone far enough! There were no aliens! They didn't give me an anal probe and they can't control my mind!"

Put a few drops of milk in your eyes. It sounds wierd but it works.

buy medicine for it.

it'll go away after about a day, just don't itch it.

Don't strain your eyes too much either. That includes watching too much tv, reading in low light , and using the computer. You did the last one already by posting here but try to avoid the other 2.

I think the best way to cure pink eye is to give me a ref. I think hopkins just did a study on this actually.