The most embarassing thing happened to me today

My friend (or i thought he was my friend) came up to me in the hallway at school. He then said "HEY!" and raised his arm in a 'high-five' like gesture. I then raised my arm as well, and went in to complete the high-five, and you know what he did? He moved it at the last second, and laughed and walked away. I just sat there looking around, embarassed.
I need to get him back, I was thinking.. when he is least suspecting, I do the same thing to him and make him see how it feels. HAHAHA

Why'd that embarass you?

Suicide would be better payback

[quotec0c2376339="Aprout"]Suicide would be better payback[/quotec0c2376339]

How do you pay someone back with suicide?

[quotea538813ba7="theysayjump"]Why'd that embarass you?[/quotea538813ba7]
Agreed, that's not that bad at all, maybe if when your hand was up he nailed you in the crotch it would have been worse. But that's not bad at all.

[quote8a2341d2db="theysayjump"][quote8a2341d2db="Aprout"]Suicide would be better payback[/quote8a2341d2db]

How do you pay someone back with suicide?[/quote8a2341d2db]

[i8a2341d2db]Inflicted[/i8a2341d2db] suicide. ;)

Seriously, you are way young. There's plenty more embarassing things to come that would make you wish this had happened again instead. )

[quotefedbb600df="theysayjump"][quotefedbb600df="Aprout"]Suicide would be better payback[/quotefedbb600df]

How do you pay someone back with suicide?[/quotefedbb600df]

yea wth? or maybe you can pay him back by giving him a kiss or two..

if thats even remotely embarassing, i've been embarassed plenty of times now roll

why is that embarassing? ?

yeah i don't think it's that embarassing, unless like a girl you liked was around, or a ton of hot girls.....

it would be kinda embarassing, but probably more for you than anyone else will notice, if you ask someone who saw it if they remember a week from now, and they will have no idea what you were talking about...


and what if you go to give him a high five and he looks at you and walks by? or goes to give you one then puts his hand down before you? Then he gets a double burn, if you wanna get back at him, its gotta be worse, not just the same thing, pull his pants down when he's talkin to a babe or somethin (not underware unless he has a very small wank, big wank= not embarassing)

I'm embarassed for you that you think that was embarassing.

Try losing a testicle in a knife fight with your mother.

[quotef196d74f4a="tylerc"]Try losing a testicle in a knife fight with your mother.[/quotef196d74f4a]

Speaking from experience? ;)

carve your free ipod into a shiv, and stick him in the side then go "HEY" with your hand in the air while he's bleeding.

haha, i think those are all good suggestions, but you must realize that the best comebacks are original, yet have the same idea in mind. here's what ya do.

first, when you see him in the hall, raise your hand like you are going to give him a high-five. then, when he begins to raise his hand, you shout "WHO'S GAY????". he will have his hand raised and look like a total idiot. i do this to people all the time ---> probably the reason i have no friends.

either that or hack onto his email account and send hate emails to his gf.

and as your mother would say..."anybody who'd do that to you really isn't your friend" - although i don't really get why you are emotionally tramatized over this.

Hmmm doesnt really sound too embarrasing to me unless you shit your pants at the same time.

This thread makes me feel very old. (

[quote4e7a056dd6="bruman"]My friend (or i thought he was my friend) came up to me in the hallway at school. He then said "HEY!" and raised his arm in a 'high-five' like gesture. I then raised my arm as well, and went in to complete the high-five, and you know what he did? He moved it at the last second, and laughed and walked away. I just sat there looking around, embarassed.
I need to get him back, I was thinking.. when he is least suspecting, I do the same thing to him and make him see how it feels. HAHAHA[/quote4e7a056dd6]

I love it how an entire high school friendship would be ruined because of he faked you out on a high five... You should be glad you haven't hit puberty yet and know what real embarrasment is... hehehe

Am I the only one waiting to see something really good only to be disappointed?

[quote4e82cdea7b="fgr_admin"]Hmmm doesnt really sound too embarrasing to me unless you shit your pants at the same time.[/quote4e82cdea7b]

I LOL'ed...

Anyways, for an embarassing story, a friend once told me, (actually a friend too, not just me acting like it!)

He was on a trip out of state with his family, they were driving, He was sick, and while in line waiting to get his diaria out at a gas station, he started puking, while puking he forgot about holding his diariah and started to shit on himself, so by the time it was over, shit had ran down his legs into his shoes and the floor behind him, and he had puked all over the floor in front of him...

how would you like to have to clean that up, or be him! hahaha!

[quoted7e0452067="tjwor"][quoted7e0452067="fgr_admin"]Hmmm doesnt really sound too embarrasing to me unless you shit your pants at the same time.[/quoted7e0452067]

I LOL'ed...

Anyways, for an embarassing story, a friend once told me, (actually a friend too, not just me acting like it!)

He was on a trip out of state with his family, they were driving, He was sick, and while in line waiting to get his diaria out at a gas station, he started puking, while puking he forgot about holding his diariah and started to shit on himself, so by the time it was over, shit had ran down his legs into his shoes and the floor behind him, and he had puked all over the floor in front of him...

how would you like to have to clean that up, or be him! hahaha![/quoted7e0452067]


LMAO, I have one better on same theme.

Junior High went on school end of year trip. We went to Some backwoods camping site in Tennessee, nearest store was a 2 hour drive away.

So anyways me and my 6 friends go, casue we knew no chaparones and we could get in tons of trouble with all the girls going.

Well one friends mom decides to tag along and she was a real bitch. Well of course he ended up getting real sick first night there. It was shooting out both ends. Plus being at a camp site the bathrooms were a good 10 minute hike, lol.

So needless to say he soiled all his clothes by day 3. So his mom had to wash them all in a creek and hang them up to dry.

So me and my friends decided to play a joke and stole all his clothes, then hid all our extras (we new what was coming). So mom figures its us and demands his clothes back. We deny her claim and refuse.

Anyways last 2 days at camp and on 18 hour drive back our friend had to wear diapers and a blanket, lmao.

He never was the same after that, ended up being a psycho, lol.

[quote839eb6d3a7="theysayjump"][quote839eb6d3a7="Aprout"]Suicide would be better payback[/quote839eb6d3a7]

How do you pay someone back with suicide?[/quote839eb6d3a7]

As in he could kill himself - cite embarrassment as cause - friend lives with immense guilt until he himself commits suicide.

Just kill him yourself

Am I the only one to think this was sarcasm and a way of trying to be funny?

yeah same thought here

You should probably just raise your hands and ask for high five, then when he puts his hands up just kick him in the balls. shrug

Then while he's on the ground give him the high five. Tell him you had to make sure he wouldn't move this time. Then just walk away.

[quote3ecd289151="bballp6699"]You should probably just raise your hands and ask for high five, then when he puts his hands up just kick him in the balls. shrug

Then while he's on the ground give him the high five. Tell him you had to make sure he wouldn't move this time. Then just walk away.[/quote3ecd289151]
I was going to say punch him in the stomach but either way is good...

[quoteb07cdb9144="fgr_admin"][quoteb07cdb9144="tjwor"][quoteb07cdb9144="fgr_admin"]Hmmm doesnt really sound too embarrasing to me unless you shit your pants at the same time.[/quoteb07cdb9144]

I LOL'ed...

Anyways, for an embarassing story, a friend once told me, (actually a friend too, not just me acting like it!)

He was on a trip out of state with his family, they were driving, He was sick, and while in line waiting to get his diaria out at a gas station, he started puking, while puking he forgot about holding his diariah and started to shit on himself, so by the time it was over, shit had ran down his legs into his shoes and the floor behind him, and he had puked all over the floor in front of him...

how would you like to have to clean that up, or be him! hahaha![/quoteb07cdb9144]


LMAO, I have one better on same theme.

Junior High went on school end of year trip. We went to Some backwoods camping site in Tennessee, nearest store was a 2 hour drive away.

So anyways me and my 6 friends go, casue we knew no chaparones and we could get in tons of trouble with all the girls going.

Well one friends mom decides to tag along and she was a real bitch. Well of course he ended up getting real sick first night there. It was shooting out both ends. Plus being at a camp site the bathrooms were a good 10 minute hike, lol.

So needless to say he soiled all his clothes by day 3. So his mom had to wash them all in a creek and hang them up to dry.

So me and my friends decided to play a joke and stole all his clothes, then hid all our extras (we new what was coming). So mom figures its us and demands his clothes back. We deny her claim and refuse.

Anyways last 2 days at camp and on 18 hour drive back our friend had to wear diapers and a blanket, lmao.

He never was the same after that, ended up being a psycho, lol.[/quoteb07cdb9144]

that's messed UP..

[quote7b7a8b0e8b="Berky34"][quote7b7a8b0e8b="theysayjump"]Why'd that embarass you?[/quote7b7a8b0e8b]
Agreed, that's not that bad at all, maybe if when your hand was up he nailed you in the crotch it would have been worse. But that's not bad at all.[/quote7b7a8b0e8b]

I don't know why but i just started LMAO when i read that! +krma that way funnier than any other post here. good one lol

[quote9191f63613="crazyates"][quote9191f63613="Berky34"][quote9191f63613="theysayjump"]Why'd that embarass you?[/quote9191f63613]
Agreed, that's not that bad at all, maybe if when your hand was up he nailed you in the crotch it would have been worse. But that's not bad at all.[/quote9191f63613]

I don't know why but i just started LMAO when i read that! +krma that way funnier than any other post here. good one lol[/quote9191f63613]
I aim to please, back at ya. wink

He needs to complete the story for it to be funny. He accidentally smacked this really hot girl in the face and knocked her over.

Now that'd be funny.

and the girl grabbed on a fire alarm handle and george bush was in the building and then the us is put on red alert for terrorist attacks.

[quote1f071d9647="Aprout"][quote1f071d9647="theysayjump"][quote1f071d9647="Aprout"]Suicide would be better payback[/quote1f071d9647]

How do you pay someone back with suicide?[/quote1f071d9647]

As in he could kill himself - cite embarrassment as cause - friend lives with immense guilt until he himself commits suicide.[/quote1f071d9647]


if he killed himself, the other guy probably would not ever figure out why. Unless he wrote a suicide note saying "i did this because of that high-five gone wrong". And then the guy would think that the embarassed guy was a pussy for killing himself, for the stupidest reason.


And btw, who hasn't noticed that this ia pretty sarcastic post.

[quote97cb7ab2e6="amir89630"]And btw, who hasn't noticed that this ia pretty sarcastic post.[/quote97cb7ab2e6]

me

You should kill his parents and then make them into chili, which you should promptly make him eat. Double bonus points if Radiohead ridicules him.

Triple bonus points if you get Radiohead to ridicule him after sending them this message.

[quote62b5d9ec4a]Dear Radiohead,
My name is Eric Cartman. I'm a young, supple eight-year-old boy from South Park, Colorado. I am writing to you because of a kid I know named Scott Tenorman. Scott is fifteen, and I'm afraid he has cancer. In his [u62b5d9ec4a]ass[/u62b5d9ec4a]. Radiohead is his favorite band, and it would make his short life if you could find it in your hearts to visit him before he dies alone and scared. Won't you please consider it? I don't think he'll make it past... next Tuesday around 5.
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