Sad News

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies,
and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose
quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough
on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was
a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held
at 350 for about 20 minutes.

hahhahaha Very Funny twisted

i read this back in '94.

[quote39421f1efb="EatChex89"]i read this back in '94.[/quote39421f1efb]

I wish I could remember stories that I read when I was 5. Scratch that, I wish I was able to read stories of this magnitude when I was 5 cry

say where in plano you live?

im going to ge over in that area tomorrow actually

[quote8d5b4c291d="Brassai"][quote8d5b4c291d="EatChex89"]i read this back in '94.[/quote8d5b4c291d]

I wish I could remember stories that I read when I was 5. Scratch that, I wish I was able to read stories of this magnitude when I was 5 cry[/quote8d5b4c291d]

i exagerrated to let you know that this story has made its way around the net at least 8 or more times. I believe I first read it in '98.

[quote7b2e45accc="EatChex89"][quote7b2e45accc="Brassai"][quote7b2e45accc="EatChex89"]i read this back in '94.[/quote7b2e45accc]

I wish I could remember stories that I read when I was 5. Scratch that, I wish I was able to read stories of this magnitude when I was 5 cry[/quote7b2e45accc]

i exagerrated to let you know that this story has made its way around the net at least 8 or more times. I believe I first read it in '98.[/quote7b2e45accc]

I figured you weren't being serious, but it's the first time i've ever heard of it, i don't get around the net much ?

[quote168f84dfb0="Brassai"]I figured you weren't being serious, but it's the first time i've ever heard of it, i don't get around the net much ?[/quote168f84dfb0]
Playing the "stupid" card are we?

Hehe, get the obscure reference lol

[quotebd2325268f="ajasax"][quotebd2325268f="Brassai"]I figured you weren't being serious, but it's the first time i've ever heard of it, i don't get around the net much ?[/quotebd2325268f]
Playing the "stupid" card are we?

Hehe, get the obscure reference lol[/quotebd2325268f]

teeheehee

I have never heard it before but its funny! lol