Chuck Norris is my attorney
hairyferry
06-04-2006 01:28:27
He simply is amazing.

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O yeah, and I saw this too, do you think she's hot??? I think she's as dumb as can be, but she sure is fine! Apparently this is Pickler in her prom dress.
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Wolfeman
06-04-2006 01:57:38
Kellie Pickler is fine as hell. I'd hire Chuck Norris...
theysayjump
06-04-2006 02:02:24
Who dat?
Wolfeman
06-04-2006 02:03:35
[quotea36961bb0c="theysayjump"]Who dat?[/quotea36961bb0c]
Get some sleep crack head.
She is on American Idol this year, she is really fine but mildly retarded and country (ugh)...
hairyferry
06-04-2006 02:37:00
yeah, mildly is putting it nice. Ga, she is hot though, whoever took her to the prom in that dress, or lack of, is a lucky guy!
I'd hit it. But I'm not ready for a long-term relationship with a redneck girl... not yet.
Sweeney2066
06-04-2006 08:57:48
Totally awesome. My attorney happens to be R. Kelly lol
I am going to hire Chuck Norris. P
good2speed
06-04-2006 09:57:05
when Chuck Norris walks into court he doesn't give depositions.
Depositions give Chuck Norris.
some more CN facts
CN court record - 9,000 verdicts in his favor
0 - not in his favor
Judge and jury always side with CN bc they are too scared of the roundhouse kick that may be dleivered if the get him angry.
Lame I know. But I gave it a try. ;)
Stroid
06-04-2006 11:51:47
why is she a redneck? how did anyone come to that conclusion...i dont watch american idol except when Shakira was on it.
Wolfeman
06-04-2006 11:56:00
[quote84de785a1e="Stroid"]why is she a redneck? how did anyone come to that conclusion...i dont watch american idol except when Shakira was on it.[/quote84de785a1e]
If you watched you'd come to the same conclusion. She is a super redneck and she is really dumb but fucking hot.

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[quote66824b858b="Stroid"]why is she a redneck? how did anyone come to that conclusion...i dont watch american idol except when Shakira was on it.[/quote66824b858b]
She has a southern accent and acts all innocent.
She is quite hot as well although I think that Katherine is hotter.
Wolfeman
06-04-2006 12:27:20
dmorris68
06-04-2006 13:20:33
Alright folks, southern <> redneck. Two very different things! Don't stereotype my peoples, thank you very much. P
Wolfeman
06-04-2006 13:23:25
[quote62a8d7f31a="dmorris68"]Alright folks, southern <> redneck. Two very different things! Don't stereotype my peoples, thank you very much. P[/quote62a8d7f31a]
Not all Southerners are rednecks but every redneck is a Southerner...
dmorris68
06-04-2006 13:27:46
[quotedaadab511f="Wolfeman"][quotedaadab511f="dmorris68"]Alright folks, southern <> redneck. Two very different things! Don't stereotype my peoples, thank you very much. P[/quotedaadab511f]
Not all Southerners are rednecks but every redneck is a Southerner...[/quotedaadab511f]
Wrong again. ;)
There are a surprising number of rednecks in midwestern and northern pacific states. And by redneck, I mean both kinds the good and bad.
The term redneck originated to describe farmers who labor in the sun all day, and acquire a "red" neck. That's the good kind, and they're all over.
The negative term that most people use to describe a bigoted, racist, ignorant, stupid, close-minded neo-conservist fascist, also described people from all over the place. The South doesn't have this market cornered, by a long shot.
So there. P
Wolfeman
06-04-2006 13:29:00
LOL, you got me oops
Wolfeman
06-04-2006 13:34:22
I can't find a good pic of her body but I'll get a screen shot later when I'm home. I'm super into her...
And yes I watch American Idol, wanna fight?
MyungChunHa
06-04-2006 13:36:36
Look at her waist, do you notice something D , that's pretty hot...
i know, imma pevert but I love it wink ....
mrwzk
06-04-2006 14:04:39
yah i noticed that kinda gross
guess they dont shave where she comes from
Wolfeman
06-04-2006 14:09:54
LOL, its a shadow...
Stroid
06-04-2006 14:32:47
I personally find a southern accent sexy maybe it's cause I live in GA but just cause you have an accent it doesn't make you a redneck that's just stupid. plus like dmorris said there are rednecks everywhere even in the northeast and in the west. also a southern accent doesn't mean your stupid just cause she has an accent doesn't mean she is stupid
Dr. Doom
06-04-2006 19:30:42
Since when is showing bush in your prom dress supposed to be sexy...
EatChex89
06-04-2006 19:39:49
[quoteaf6e243eae="Dr. Doom"]Since when is showing bush in your prom dress supposed to be sexy...[/quoteaf6e243eae]
hahaha, i was thinking the same thing P
Stroid
06-04-2006 23:26:59
[quote71f82846e6="Dr. Doom"]Since when is showing bush in your prom dress supposed to be sexy...[/quote71f82846e6]maybe its a tatoo or a birthmark wink
Wolfeman
07-04-2006 00:02:49
Its just a shadow. Shes got one of those girl mini guts and its a little shadow...
thehacker010
07-04-2006 00:12:18
[quote06c8735c48="Dr. Doom"]Since when is showing bush in your prom dress supposed to be sexy...[/quote06c8735c48]
Haha, that is what I thought the first time too. oops
This Chuck Norris thing is just crazy. I was in the computer lab this morning and everything was fine, but when I went back to the lab tonight for some late work, EVERY SINGLE COMPUTER had a Chuck Norris wallpaper. Not a single one was the same either. Heck, one was even made in MS Paint....
andreliveson
08-04-2006 01:28:51
Funny pics Karma+
JennyWren
08-04-2006 11:07:21
Trust me, not all rednecks are southerners. There a large population of them in Alberta (and some filtering over into BC, unfortunately).
[quote56d827d5a3="JennyWren"]Trust me, not all rednecks are southerners. There a large population of them in Alberta (and some filtering over into BC, unfortunately).[/quote56d827d5a3]
You are correct.
Alberta has been referred to as the 'Texas of the North' by a number of my Canadian friends and some Americans.
tylerc
10-04-2006 14:58:05
I'd do her.
I see in no way how she is attractive.
Wolfeman
10-04-2006 15:04:02
I actually think Katherine is prettier. Her looks don't give her away as a dumb blonde bimbo by default.
Wolfeman
26-04-2006 12:21:38
I found some nice shots of Katherine McClevage and had to bump this thread

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She is soooooo fine...
amir89630
26-04-2006 13:44:21
what a rack.