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DesperateForAss

06-07-2006 13:45:41

I don't know. I was just browsing threw some TV Channels the other day and ended up on Nick. A TV show called "zoey" was on and the main character is Jamie Spears... I've had the hots for her ever since I saw her awhile ago but this show just brought back how FUCKING HOT SHE IS!!!!!!! I want her, God. Sorry for this random thread, I just sniffed the fumes of some plastic that I burnt on my Justice League characters. No I didn't.

TryinToGetPaid

06-07-2006 13:48:41

Isnt she like 12? I smell the FBI knocking on your door

DesperateForAss

06-07-2006 13:50:32

[quote5e23d3e946="TryinToGetPaid"]Isnt she like 12? I smell the FBI knocking on your door[/quote5e23d3e946]

She's 15

CoMpFrEaK

06-07-2006 13:52:18

I guess its dependant on the OPs age then lol

TryinToGetPaid

06-07-2006 13:52:36

Hmmm 15? Cant even drive. I still smell the FBI

Vector

06-07-2006 13:55:21

how old are you? according to that avatar you should be older than what the FBI would want you to be D

Averagejoe1039

06-07-2006 13:56:02

[quote699c633dd9="TryinToGetPaid"]Hmmm 15? Cant even drive. I still smell the FBI[/quote699c633dd9]

Hit on Britney!

http//www.britneyzone.org/photo/britney" alt=""/img/11-2.jpg[/img699c633dd9]

DesperateForAss

06-07-2006 13:59:34

I'm 17 ladies. and 15 year olds can drive in my state. actually 14 year olds can too, but they gotta be with a person over 21 that has a license.

johnjimjones

06-07-2006 14:00:59

[quote8f245e5bb1="DesperateForAss"]I'm 17 ladies. and 15 year olds can drive in my state. actually 14 year olds can too, but they gotta be with a person over 21 that has a license.[/quote8f245e5bb1]

what state is insane enough to allow that?

Averagejoe1039

06-07-2006 14:01:31

Hm....You live in North Dakota?

Vector

06-07-2006 14:01:48

probobly the same state that lets you fuck 12 year olds

theysayjump

06-07-2006 14:01:55

[quoteeaf444ce7d="johnjimjones"][quoteeaf444ce7d="DesperateForAss"]I'm 17 ladies. and 15 year olds can drive in my state. actually 14 year olds can too, but they gotta be with a person over 21 that has a license.[/quoteeaf444ce7d]

what state is insane enough to allow that?[/quoteeaf444ce7d]

Either Iowa or Michigan.

DesperateForAss

06-07-2006 14:02:52

[quoteea3846d3c4="theysayjump"][quoteea3846d3c4="johnjimjones"][quoteea3846d3c4="DesperateForAss"]I'm 17 ladies. and 15 year olds can drive in my state. actually 14 year olds can too, but they gotta be with a person over 21 that has a license.[/quoteea3846d3c4]

what state is insane enough to allow that?[/quoteea3846d3c4]

Either Iowa or Michigan.[/quoteea3846d3c4]

DING DING IOWA

theysayjump

06-07-2006 14:03:51

[quote8a8524ca94="DesperateForAss"][quote8a8524ca94="theysayjump"][quote8a8524ca94="johnjimjones"][quote8a8524ca94="DesperateForAss"]I'm 17 ladies. and 15 year olds can drive in my state. actually 14 year olds can too, but they gotta be with a person over 21 that has a license.[/quote8a8524ca94]

what state is insane enough to allow that?[/quote8a8524ca94]

Either Iowa or Michigan.[/quote8a8524ca94]

DING DING IOWA[/quote8a8524ca94]

Chase underage girls much? wink

TryinToGetPaid

06-07-2006 14:05:40

The FBI is watching

DesperateForAss

06-07-2006 14:06:22

[quoteaf2cb640cb="theysayjump"][quoteaf2cb640cb="DesperateForAss"][quoteaf2cb640cb="theysayjump"][quoteaf2cb640cb="johnjimjones"][quoteaf2cb640cb="DesperateForAss"]I'm 17 ladies. and 15 year olds can drive in my state. actually 14 year olds can too, but they gotta be with a person over 21 that has a license.[/quoteaf2cb640cb]

what state is insane enough to allow that?[/quoteaf2cb640cb]

Either Iowa or Michigan.[/quoteaf2cb640cb]

DING DING IOWA[/quoteaf2cb640cb]

Chase underage girls much? wink[/quoteaf2cb640cb]

Clever D Not too much anymore... not sure about the laws but I think I'm allowed to do 14 year olds and up haahaha until I'm 18 anyways.

Averagejoe1039

06-07-2006 14:06:55

is TryinToGetPaid the FBI? lol

johnjimjones

06-07-2006 14:10:59

Go figure the midwest roll

CoMpFrEaK

06-07-2006 14:14:03

[quote2ee08230e2="theysayjump"][quote2ee08230e2="johnjimjones"][quote2ee08230e2="DesperateForAss"]I'm 17 ladies. and 15 year olds can drive in my state. actually 14 year olds can too, but they gotta be with a person over 21 that has a license.[/quote2ee08230e2]

what state is insane enough to allow that?[/quote2ee08230e2]

Either Iowa or Michigan or Scotland.[/quote2ee08230e2]

fixed

TryinToGetPaid

06-07-2006 14:16:24

Im the oppisite of the FBI. Plus, in Louisiana if you are 17 you can not touch any underage girls or its rape you will get raped in jail for a couple of years

CoMpFrEaK

06-07-2006 14:17:37

[quote2b92841801="TryinToGetPaid"]Im the oppisite of the FBI. Plus, in Louisiana if you are 17 you can not touch any underage girls or its rape you will get raped in jail for a couple of years[/quote2b92841801]

So do it while you're young, eh?

Averagejoe1039

06-07-2006 14:19:23

Man, raped in jail?! Plus, I get free healthcare?! MAN! WHAT BENEFITS!

CoMpFrEaK

06-07-2006 14:19:56

[quote20597818b6="Averagejoe1039"]Man, raped in jail?! Plus, I get free healthcare?! MAN! WHAT BENEFITS![/quote20597818b6]

cable tv, free food.

Daggoth

06-07-2006 14:21:04

[quotebf5cd998c1="CoMpFrEaK"][quotebf5cd998c1="Averagejoe1039"]Man, raped in jail?! Plus, I get free healthcare?! MAN! WHAT BENEFITS![/quotebf5cd998c1]

cable tv, free food.[/quotebf5cd998c1]

Thats where our tax dollars are going.

TryinToGetPaid

06-07-2006 14:21:10

Yeah, jail does beat living on the streets in the hood. But still....touching little girls is no good

Averagejoe1039

06-07-2006 14:21:22

[quotea25807d081="CoMpFrEaK"][quotea25807d081="Averagejoe1039"]Man, raped in jail?! Plus, I get free healthcare?! MAN! WHAT BENEFITS![/quotea25807d081]

cable tv, free food.[/quotea25807d081]

Didn't even think of that. Man, ARREST ME!

DesperateForAss

06-07-2006 14:24:15

[quote61d1a00e26="TryinToGetPaid"]Yeah, jail does beat living on the streets in the hood. But still....touching little girls is no good[/quote61d1a00e26]

2 years difference... I see nothing wrong with that as long as its consensual.

bballp6699

06-07-2006 14:24:24

Unless your state has some strict ass laws, I believe there is a bridge for that 17 year old law. I think it's within a couple years. Like I know the PA law is 18, but if you're with a 16 year old for instance, I believe it's alright...

I really don't know, and don't need to care, but that's what I always thought.

DesperateForAss

06-07-2006 14:25:54

[quoteb0760c3186="bballp6699"]Unless your state has some strict ass laws, I believe there is a bridge for that 17 year old law. I think it's within a couple years. Like I know the PA law is 18, but if you're with a 16 year old for instance, I believe it's alright...

I really don't know, and don't need to care, but that's what I always thought.[/quoteb0760c3186]

Yes... Iowa seems to be if you're 18 or older you can't touch anyone 17 or younger. but since I'm 17 I'm all good for another 6 months, I better get busy. lol

TryinToGetPaid

06-07-2006 14:28:03

Well my friend was 17 and the girl was 16, her parents found out. Convicted of Statutory Rape. 500 hours of community service + classes and court fees. He got off light because our friends dad was the mayor of our town

bballp6699

06-07-2006 14:28:03

[quote6e6ed417ae="DesperateForAss"]Yes... Iowa seems to be if you're 18 or older you can't touch anyone 17 or younger. but since I'm 17 I'm all good for another 6 months, I better get busy. lol[/quote6e6ed417ae]

I doubt that's really the law, but you may be right.

bballp6699

06-07-2006 14:29:35

[quote098f247df8="TryinToGetPaid"]Well my friend was 17 and the girl was 16, her parents found out. Convicted of Statutory Rape. 500 hours of community service + classes and court fees. He got off light because our friends dad was the mayor of our town[/quote098f247df8]

Well I'd have to see the law infront of me to believe it, but if it's true then that's a bullshit law. I agree with protecting your child, but for a 1-2 year difference? Give me a fucking break.

DesperateForAss

06-07-2006 14:30:21

[quotea2e52129fe="bballp6699"][quotea2e52129fe="DesperateForAss"]Yes... Iowa seems to be if you're 18 or older you can't touch anyone 17 or younger. but since I'm 17 I'm all good for another 6 months, I better get busy. lol[/quotea2e52129fe]

I doubt that's really the law, but you may be right.[/quotea2e52129fe]

In Iowa, it is legal for an adult of any age to have sex with a
16-year-old, with certain exceptions. State law allows a 17-year-old to
have consensual sex with a 14-year-old. Likewise, a 15-year-old can consent
to sex with an 18-year-old without the older person fearing criminal
repercussions.

TryinToGetPaid

06-07-2006 14:31:33

Well this is Louisiana. They take the law seriously. Mainly because in the hood all the gangstas rape young girls who are 16 or 17. So we cant have the law like that

bballp6699

06-07-2006 14:34:05

[quoted54a302946="DesperateForAss"]In Iowa, it is legal for an adult of any age to have sex with a
16-year-old, with certain exceptions. State law allows a 17-year-old to
have consensual sex with a 14-year-old. Likewise, a 15-year-old can consent
to sex with an 18-year-old without the older person fearing criminal
repercussions.[/quoted54a302946]

Thanks for proving my case... ;)

[quoted54a302946="TryinToGetPaid"]Well this is Louisiana. They take the law seriously. Mainly because in the hood all the gangstas rape young girls who are 16 or 17. So we cant have the law like that[/quoted54a302946]

Maybe the girl's parents made her claim it wasn't consentual?

Vector

06-07-2006 14:34:11

lol

DesperateForAss

06-07-2006 14:36:21

[quote21ade15533="bballp6699"][quote21ade15533="DesperateForAss"]In Iowa, it is legal for an adult of any age to have sex with a
16-year-old, with certain exceptions. State law allows a 17-year-old to
have consensual sex with a 14-year-old. Likewise, a 15-year-old can consent
to sex with an 18-year-old without the older person fearing criminal
repercussions.[/quote21ade15533]

Thanks for proving my case... ;)
[/quote21ade15533]

what

Averagejoe1039

06-07-2006 14:38:48

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You wanna fornicate that [b859f48168d]POOR[/b859f48168d] little girl?

johnjimjones

06-07-2006 14:40:25

WHERE THE HELL DO THESE TYPES OF THREADS COME FROM?!?

Averagejoe1039

06-07-2006 14:40:59

Perverted men, looking for piece of little girl meat.

DesperateForAss

06-07-2006 14:45:31

[quotea31510d1ef="johnjimjones"]WHERE THE HELL DO THESE TYPES OF THREADS COME FROM?!?[/quotea31510d1ef]

Me

TryinToGetPaid

06-07-2006 14:51:40

Does not matter, they both said they agreed to it, but the court wasnt hearing it. And yes, if you touch a little girl, you deserve a hole in your head courtesy of a 9 milli

DesperateForAss

06-07-2006 14:53:23

[quote47ac6cf462="TryinToGetPaid"]Does not matter, they both said they agreed to it, but the court wasnt hearing it. And yes, if you touch a little girl, you deserve a hole in your head courtesy of a 9 milli[/quote47ac6cf462]

It actually depends on what you mean by 'little'. I agree with your statement if you are talking about 13 or under...

geej86

06-07-2006 14:53:46

go michigan

TryinToGetPaid

06-07-2006 14:57:50

No, Im talking about any girl who is under the age of 18 or 17 and you are above.

bballp6699

06-07-2006 14:59:37

My fiance was 17 when I was 18. shock

TryinToGetPaid

06-07-2006 15:00:55

Well thats totally different. Thats not sex, thats love.

Averagejoe1039

06-07-2006 15:10:31

Coitus between humans.
Sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.

Veek

06-07-2006 18:48:47

Uh, no.

bballp6699

06-07-2006 18:57:04

[quotef9a1cc6eef="Veek"]Uh, no.[/quotef9a1cc6eef]

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/7e6e8500b46d7b20c6c65dddce867944.gif[" alt=""/imgf9a1cc6eef]

hilaryfanatic09

06-07-2006 20:12:01

When I first saw her I thought she was pretty hott too...she must be really short for 15. But isnt this thread supossed to be about Jamie Spears and not rape?

irannaked

06-07-2006 21:43:59

WHOOO HOO FOR hilary duff....and im 20......so?

DrkWarlock

06-07-2006 21:52:14

EDIT

DesperateForAss

06-07-2006 21:52:50

[quote2bb66b3160="irannaked"]WHOOO HOO FOR hilary duff....and im 20......so?[/quote2bb66b3160]

Exactly! Everyone in this thread is acting like I'm sick for liking someone 2 years younger than me. Whatever.

tjwor

06-07-2006 22:25:59

[quoteae7b8d3cff="DrkWarlock"]Lmao off. Looks like the mods are having a little fun with the OP's name. "desperateforass" LMFAO[/quoteae7b8d3cff]

that has always been his username...

samz465

06-07-2006 23:54:17

LMFAOOOO

No wonder...
Dude, Why couldt you just choose someone normal...Like some random porn star or somthing...Not the 15 yr old girl on nick....

My 4 year old nephew watches Nick....

And It's probably sick bc she's on NICKELODION....
If it was like some other channel that was more not kid like, It wouldnt be as sick.

Its just that she is associated with a childrens television network which makes it wierd & strange.

Averagejoe1039

07-07-2006 18:56:37

I found a nice girlfriend for you!

http//www.buildupstudiosigma.com/haruka/haruka01.jpg[" alt=""/imgd3139e90a8]

TryinToGetPaid

07-07-2006 18:58:46

Cartoons are hot

DesperateForAss

07-07-2006 19:37:01

You guys suck. Rot in hell. I'm about to go drink some Fresca, I'm kind of hungry... what to eat...

CoMpFrEaK

07-07-2006 23:11:46

[quoteb528aab00b="DesperateForAss"]You guys suck. Rot in hell. I'm about to go drink some Fresca, I'm kind of hungry... what to eat...[/quoteb528aab00b]

You're now asking us what to eat? lol

bullseye4u

08-07-2006 05:00:58

hey johnjimjones
who is that on your avator now thats what i call tits! )

[spoiler52370e435f]jk[/spoiler52370e435f]

Averagejoe1039

08-07-2006 06:36:43

I think people have asked him that like 80 times. It's Scarlett Johannsen.