Your Favorite Infomercial or commercial? (added pics)

ffactoryxx

06-08-2006 11:13:00

So we've all stayed up late at nights and watched infomercials till the wee hours of the mornings. They have all shocked and wow'ed us with amazing things that we must buy.

We've also seen 2nd rate commercials of lawyers, local shops, or services with thier catching jingles and shitty quality.

What are some of your favorites??

Mine personally would have to be

Either AlAN Rothenburg the injury lawyer with his catchy phone number

1-800-624 - Eighty Eight, Eighty Eighty

or my personal favorite.

Ron Papeal with his Awesome EZ bake oven jhon

http//members.cox.net/cureflower/ron_pic.jpg[" alt=""/img571da85170]

Who's that little British Guy that had that slice and dice thing with all the blades in it.

He kinda looks like Roger Paddactor from Ace Ventura

These guys rule though.

The OxyClean Guy
[img="571da85170]http//www.princeroy.org/Billy_Mays.jpg[" alt=""/img571da85170]

FREE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[img="571da85170]http//www.insidejoke.tv/images/200409/infomercial.jpg[" alt=""/img571da85170]

THE ORIGINAL JUICE KING "JACK KORDICH!!!!" His eyebrows are big enough to use as rat traps

Lastly. WHO THE FUCK was that guy who hosted all the old early 90's infomercials. He always had big glasses and wore a gay sweater
[img="571da85170]http//beseen.net/BeHealthy/jay_kordich.jpg[" alt=""/img571da85170]

Averagejoe1039

06-08-2006 12:05:23

I like the Girls Gone Wild ones.

http//cover6.cduniverse.com/CDUCoverArt/video/65558742922.jpg[" alt=""/imgcfeda50f05]

Jeorgius

06-08-2006 12:07:39

I like the "Wheres your wallet" commercials with the Vikings

benner410

06-08-2006 12:12:32

How about the diet commercials where these ladies go from 600 pounds to 100 pounds, but you can tell its not the same person in the before and after picture lol

johnjimjones

06-08-2006 12:31:30

The Pizza Hut commerical where the kids get all excited for "lamp time" when the lights are turned on in the house for a minute.

KnightTrader

06-08-2006 12:32:59

The fruit of the loom comericial with that THe world is so blue song, ANd they're dressed up as fruits. Makes me lol. Its not 2cd rate infomercial, But it pwns D

bballp6699

06-08-2006 12:59:30

The magic bullet.

"Push once, twice, three times, and... INSTANT guacamole."

egyptianruin

06-08-2006 13:03:31

I dont like informercials but I love commercials, lol

The Sprint Anti-Theft device where the guy in the locker room throws the phone at the other guy.

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHZO1Yr5w88

tylerc

06-08-2006 13:07:51

I love the shower cleaner thing.

downthesun

06-08-2006 13:15:00

my favorite infomercial has to be those reall good knives with chef tony. I cant remember the name of the knives, but chef tony was hilarious when he would cut the sheet rock with one of the blades.

TryinToGetPaid

06-08-2006 13:22:13

F all of those. Infomercials are the worlds greatest invention. Did you know infomercials were created by Ron Papeal?y

My favorite would have to be the Nicer Dicer. The Russian lady inventor comes on and you cant understand anything she says.

cwncool

06-08-2006 13:27:21

my favorite is the bullet mini blender thing. man, i want one D

Jeorgius

06-08-2006 13:38:41

The anti-theft trunk monkey was awesome too

tuxmaskone

06-08-2006 14:29:57

[quote4a59847839="downthesun"]my favorite infomercial has to be those reall good knives with chef tony. I cant remember the name of the knives, but chef tony was hilarious when he would cut the sheet rock with one of the blades.[/quote4a59847839]

Hahaha, yeah I watched that one at least 5 times. It was pretty impressive what those knives did to that pineapple though D

But I think one of my favorites was that hairbrush that turned automatically while drying the hair...

Psyc

06-08-2006 15:18:48

The "HOOOORRRAAAY BEER!" ones and the HP ones where people put frames over themselves then move it and it's a pic.

Wait, that last one isn't 2nd rate is it?

burritopunk

06-08-2006 15:23:33

For those who live in the DC/NOVA area, the Eastern's Motors commercials with different redskins singing their theme song.

J4320

06-08-2006 15:32:15

[quotee2e2010fe6="egyptianruin"]I dont like informercials but I love commercials, lol

The Sprint Anti-Theft device where the guy in the locker room throws the phone at the other guy.

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHZO1Yr5w88[/quotee2e2010fe6]

Why are they comparing two Sprint phones? You'd think that they'd want to put down other types of phones.

Gooogler

06-08-2006 15:37:25

"Head-On, Apply directly to the forehead! Head-On, Apply directly to the forehead! Head-On, Apply directly to the forehead!"

theysayjump

06-08-2006 15:46:01

Not an infomercial, but I love how cheesey the Hover-Round adverts are with the old granny's at the edge of a cliff on their little "comfortable go-karts".

Also, all fast food ads are cheesey as shit, like the Taco Bell "Good To Go" ones. roll

h3x

06-08-2006 17:49:08

[quote3706a43960="bballp6699"]The magic bullet.

"Push once, twice, three times, and... INSTANT guacamole."[/quote3706a43960]

God, I hate that fucking infomercial and that smoking granny.

I like the CapitalOne Viking commercials.. Especially the part where they catapult that boulder towards some poor bastard's car while he was still in it.

i-ninja-u-dead

06-08-2006 18:22:27

[quote66d2f6bc19="johnjimjones"]The Pizza Hut commerical where the kids get all excited for "lamp time" when the lights are turned on in the house for a minute.[/quote66d2f6bc19]

Best. Commercial. Ever.

hilaryfanatic09

06-08-2006 20:50:38

[quote6c9888a514="bballp6699"]The magic bullet.

"Push once, twice, three times, and... INSTANT guacamole."[/quote6c9888a514]

OMG yes. No question. I get kind of confused and upset when I try to talk to someone about it, and they havent heard about it.

cwncool

06-08-2006 21:55:16

[quote1945af2998="hilaryfanatic09"][quote1945af2998="bballp6699"]The magic bullet.

"Push once, twice, three times, and... INSTANT guacamole."[/quote1945af2998]

OMG yes. No question. I get kind of confused and upset when I try to talk to someone about it, and they havent heard about it.[/quote1945af2998]
definitely. i would get one if it didn't cost as much as it did. lol. the infomercials draw me in!

ChaSongjo

06-08-2006 22:12:28

Aren't we forgetting him?

http//www.robrob8.com/pictures/images/video_professor.jpg[" alt=""/imgb071f2a64b]

johnjimjones

06-08-2006 22:14:43

[quotec0628df4da="ChaSongjo"]Aren't we forgetting him?

http//www.robrob8.com/pictures/images/video_professor.jpg[" alt=""/imgc0628df4da][/quotec0628df4da]

ahahah good one +K

Vector

06-08-2006 22:16:24

i hate the video professor commercials

but i LOVE the easybake oven commercials

http//members.cox.net/cureflower/ron_pic.jpg[" alt=""/img9dec30335f]

I watch them every chance i get, it makes me hungry and fills me up, haha

egyptianruin

06-08-2006 22:18:29

What about this guy....

You can do it!!!

http//www.tonylittle.com/

Vector

06-08-2006 22:25:02

http//www.tonylittle.com/images/Conceive-Banner.gif[" alt=""/img5cd3319c28]

i hate this guy he is a freak

ajasax

07-08-2006 09:43:02

[quotecec8849fb3="theysayjump"]Not an infomercial, but I love how cheesey the Hover-Round adverts are with the old granny's at the edge of a cliff on their little "comfortable go-karts".[/quotecec8849fb3]
"Next tam am goin' to the Greyand Canyen"

ffactoryxx

07-08-2006 10:06:34

[quotedd9d7173d9="TryinToGetPaid"]F all of those. Infomercials are the worlds greatest invention. Did you know infomercials were created by Ron Papeal?y

My favorite would have to be the Nicer Dicer. The Russian lady inventor comes on and you cant understand anything she says.[/quotedd9d7173d9]

Yes. I know that

Wolfeman

07-08-2006 10:12:26

[quote6016ec88f0="bballp6699"]The magic bullet.

"Push once, twice, three times, and... INSTANT guacamole."[/quote6016ec88f0]
I fucking love that one. I want one but my girlfriend won't let me buy it (

ffactoryxx

07-08-2006 10:16:17

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syriandoode

07-08-2006 10:26:54

anyone seen that cingular commercial where the mom and daughter are like fighting but sayin loving stuff?

i didnt find it funny but thought it was pretty creative

ffactoryxx

07-08-2006 10:28:30

[quote623b234c54="syriandoode"]anyone seen that cingular commercial where the mom and daughter are like fighting but sayin loving stuff?

i didnt find it funny but thought it was pretty creative[/quote623b234c54]

Here ya go

http//www.dhadm.com/stuart/media/july16_31_2006/cingular_motherlove.wmv

hilaryfanatic09

07-08-2006 10:30:34

[quote90210395c1="Wolfeman"][quote90210395c1="bballp6699"]The magic bullet.

"Push once, twice, three times, and... INSTANT guacamole."[/quote90210395c1]
I fucking love that one. I want one but my girlfriend won't let me buy it ([/quote90210395c1]

At least you dont have to order it. I work at Target and we have them in the "As Seen on TV" area for like 60 bucks.

Darkside

07-08-2006 12:16:44

I love how they're like 1-2-3-4-5-6 second nachos and they're still holding it down to keep chopping for an extra 2 seconds.

TryinToGetPaid

07-08-2006 12:24:02

Dude, does anyone here have the magic Bullet?

My girlfriends mom had it, and the thing was the biggest piece of crap ever made.

Wolfeman

07-08-2006 12:26:12

[quote8bdd8b8c12="TryinToGetPaid"]Dude, does anyone here have the magic Bullet?

My girlfriends mom had it, and the thing was the biggest piece of crap ever made.[/quote8bdd8b8c12]
Thats why my girlfriend won't let me buy it but I love the fake get together infomercial so much (

CollidgeGraduit

07-08-2006 12:30:18

Head-On, by far

http//www.headon.com/
http//youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs&search=HeadOn

theysayjump

07-08-2006 12:36:10

[quote8d8d150249="CollidgeGraduit"]Head-On, by far

http//www.headon.com/
http//youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs&search=HeadOn[/quote8d8d150249]

Is that a piss-take?

I've never seen any adverts for it and the site doesn't seven say what it is. Or is that the point? Word it in a certain way so that people think they're getting something that'll make them healthier, when in actual fact they're just applying lipbalm to their forehead?

Darkside

07-08-2006 12:38:06

its a real commercial for head-ache releif

Wolfeman

07-08-2006 12:38:52

[quote596fc323b4="theysayjump"][quote596fc323b4="CollidgeGraduit"]Head-On, by far

http//www.headon.com/
http//youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs&search=HeadOn[/quote596fc323b4]

Is that a piss-take?

I've never seen any adverts for it and the site doesn't seven say what it is. Or is that the point? Word it in a certain way so that people think they're getting something that'll make them healthier, when in actual fact they're just applying lipbalm to their forehead?[/quote596fc323b4]
I see this advert every night after Jeopardy, its annoying as all hell...

CollidgeGraduit

07-08-2006 12:39:24

[quote930a69c25b="theysayjump"][quote930a69c25b="CollidgeGraduit"]Head-On, by far

http//www.headon.com/
http//youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs&search=HeadOn[/quote930a69c25b]

Is that a piss-take?

I've never seen any adverts for it and the site doesn't seven say what it is. Or is that the point? Word it in a certain way so that people think they're getting something that'll make them healthier, when in actual fact they're just applying lipbalm to their forehead?[/quote930a69c25b]

Best commercial ever. Supposedly a cure for headaches, and it only airs during Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.

J4320

07-08-2006 12:41:58

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

That's the commercial.

I plan to take over the world with this -

http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSIDHZpZmxA&mode=related&search=

CollidgeGraduit

07-08-2006 12:43:10

[quote3e5f34b0ef="J4320"]http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

That's the commercial.[/quote3e5f34b0ef]

Looks strikingly like the youtube video i posted ;)

J4320

07-08-2006 12:45:16

[quotec1bb60d0db="CollidgeGraduit"][quotec1bb60d0db="J4320"]http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

That's the commercial.[/quotec1bb60d0db]

Looks strikingly like the youtube video i posted ;)[/quotec1bb60d0db]

Posted before I could edit it and add on to it. ?

justinag06

07-08-2006 12:52:57

ive seen a more normal version of that commercial, they talk about it a little and don't repeat themselves like a broken record.

Admin

07-08-2006 13:02:31

if anyone is actually going to buy any of these stupid things please pm me for an affiliate link so i can make some money off of your stupidity, thanks

geej86

07-08-2006 13:02:37

i like estabans guitar lessons.

http//www.livwell.com/esteban_guitar-split2.jpg[" alt=""/imgaae3326a8c]