Happy Sisters and Friends Day to all FIPG Girlfriends!

Life is too short to wake up with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right.
Love the ones who don't just because you can.
Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.
If it changes your life, let it.
Kiss slowly.
Forgive quickly.
God never said life would be easy.
He just promised it would be worth it.

Today is Sister's Day.
Happy Sister's Day !

Girlfriends and Sisters Week
I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have.
To the cool women that have touched my life... here's to you!

National Girlfriends Day
What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls?
Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
TO MY FIPG GIRLFRIENDS! [/color7ab5696103]

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Wish you same. We are each other's support. May this go on for generations to come...

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[quote935e43056e="birdie61"][b935e43056e]Life is too short [/b935e43056e]to wake up with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right.
Love the ones who don't just because you can.
Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.
If it changes your life, let it.
Kiss slowly.
Forgive quickly.
God never said life would be easy.
He just promised it would be worth it.

Today is Sister's Day.
Happy Sister's Day !

Girlfriends and Sisters Week
I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have.
To the cool women that have touched my life... here's to you!

National Girlfriends Day
What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls?
Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
[b935e43056e]TO MY FIPG GIRLFRIENDS! [/color935e43056e][/b935e43056e][/size935e43056e][/quote935e43056e]

[b935e43056e]And to you too dear one. CELEBRATE !!!!!![/size935e43056e][/color935e43056e][/b935e43056e]

TO ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS ON FIPG - HERE'S TO YOU.[/size935e43056e][/color935e43056e]

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Wishing you all the same!

I know there are more than three other 'sister's and friends' on this forum!
What the hell does a person have to do to be accepted? If you don't want new members JUST SAY SO!!!!
I will gladly leave this place because you people make it impossible to want to be here!
I've been told that this is a tough crowd. I can handle tough! What I can't handle is how rude many of you are! GET a frigging life!!
(This is not for the three women above who actually showed that maybe I'm not invisible....Hugs to Sandy, Michelle and Adylisa)

Sandy, I'll talk to you later...you know how to get in touch with me!

Um.

Birdie, no offense, but...............

Oh christ, never mind.

BBall and Chex are two of the nicest, most affectionate kids on here, and they've never said anything to offend anyone. They are respectful guys, (especially Chex) and I think it was THEY who felt invisible, as this thread was addressed to [ud58f8d8ae8]girlfriends and sisters[/ud58f8d8ae8].

How do you think that made them feel?

Put yourself in THEIR shoes.

[quote3fa21cc939="TravMan162"]Um.

Birdie, no offense, but...............

Oh christ, never mind.

BBall and Chex are two of the nicest, most affectionate kids on here, and they've never said anything to offend anyone. They are respectful guys, (especially Chex) and I think it was THEY who felt invisible, as this thread was addressed to [u3fa21cc939]girlfriends and sisters[/u3fa21cc939].

How do you think that made them feel?

Put yourself in THEIR shoes.[/quote3fa21cc939]

That's because this is [b3fa21cc939]Girlfriend's Week!![/b3fa21cc939]
If it was Boyfriends Week, I would have posted that! Maybe, well okay probably not as I'm not a guy!

And there's a thread for you guys anyway!
Now, put yourself in MY shoes! I am trying to be a part of this forum but I am not going to post silly-assed comments on some of these threads!
Yeah, it would raise my post count but I am not going to post just to stinking post!
I would hope that I can contribute to this forum, not just throw a few words as a reply and not have them make any sense. That, or be ridiculed so that I don't want to even log in to this site!
I have been trying to be a part of this forum and I'm about done!
I have a trade set up with a pretty awesome person and I will honor that trade as I'm not one to leave someone in the lurch!
You people want to know how to make this forum more active????
Start treating people with respect and accept the new people with open arms not an open slap to the face!
See ya!

How much do these girlfriends cost during this Girlfriend's Week? Are you running a special?

[quote808999866e="birdie61"][quote808999866e="TravMan162"]Um.

Birdie, no offense, but...............

Oh christ, never mind.

BBall and Chex are two of the nicest, most affectionate kids on here, and they've never said anything to offend anyone. They are respectful guys, (especially Chex) and I think it was THEY who felt invisible, as this thread was addressed to [u808999866e]girlfriends and sisters[/u808999866e].

How do you think that made them feel?

Put yourself in THEIR shoes.[/quote808999866e]

That's because this is [b808999866e]Girlfriend's Week!![/b808999866e]
If it was Boyfriends Week, I would have posted that! Maybe, well okay probably not as I'm not a guy!

And there's a thread for you guys anyway!
Now, put yourself in MY shoes! I am trying to be a part of this forum but I am not going to post silly-assed comments on some of these threads!
Yeah, it would raise my post count but I am not going to post just to stinking post!
I would hope that I can contribute to this forum, not just throw a few words as a reply and not have them make any sense. That, or be ridiculed so that I don't want to even log in to this site!
I have been trying to be a part of this forum and I'm about done!
I have a trade set up with a pretty awesome person and I will honor that trade as I'm not one to leave someone in the lurch!
You people want to know how to make this forum more active????
Start treating people with respect and accept the new people with open arms not an open slap to the face!
See ya![/quote808999866e]

Firstlee. I don't post just because I have nothing better to do. . . no wait, that's exactly why I post.

I post to put some humour into things. Occasionally I'll spout my opinion and everyone will treat it as a joke and slap me on the back with a big laugh and harumph. But anything that I post is meant to provide humour, lighten people up and put a smile on that face of yours.

But really, I don't mean to disrespect or degrade or belittle anyone or their threads. I apologise if you don't like my humour, but that's just me.

By the way, I didn't realise the bunny was saying "kiss my ass" until after I posted it. I just thought it was a funny sparkle image of a bunny's ass.

Also. I think that's it.

[quote25acc1e75d="J4320"]How much do these girlfriends cost during this Girlfriend's Week? Are you running a special?[/quote25acc1e75d]

[b25acc1e75d]You could not afford me dear. I am high maintenance. LOL
But I will check around for you. [/b25acc1e75d] [/color25acc1e75d]


stun stun stun rofl rofl rofl

So you're upset because you joined an established community, and everybody didn't change their behavior to make you feel welcome? Come on.

I will admit that very few things are taken seriously. We joke a lot, and it's rarely ever mean-spirited, including this occasion. You can't just expect to join a community and have everyone act how you would have them to act.

[quote47a6202b58="EatChex89"][quote47a6202b58="birdie61"][quote47a6202b58="TravMan162"]Um.

Birdie, no offense, but...............

Oh christ, never mind.

BBall and Chex are two of the nicest, most affectionate kids on here, and they've never said anything to offend anyone. They are respectful guys, (especially Chex) and I think it was THEY who felt invisible, as this thread was addressed to [u47a6202b58]girlfriends and sisters[/u47a6202b58].

How do you think that made them feel?

Put yourself in THEIR shoes.[/quote47a6202b58]

That's because this is [b47a6202b58]Girlfriend's Week!![/b47a6202b58]
If it was Boyfriends Week, I would have posted that! Maybe, well okay probably not as I'm not a guy!

And there's a thread for you guys anyway!
Now, put yourself in MY shoes! I am trying to be a part of this forum but I am not going to post silly-assed comments on some of these threads!
Yeah, it would raise my post count but I am not going to post just to stinking post!
I would hope that I can contribute to this forum, not just throw a few words as a reply and not have them make any sense. That, or be ridiculed so that I don't want to even log in to this site!
I have been trying to be a part of this forum and I'm about done!
I have a trade set up with a pretty awesome person and I will honor that trade as I'm not one to leave someone in the lurch!
You people want to know how to make this forum more active????
Start treating people with respect and accept the new people with open arms not an open slap to the face!
See ya![/quote47a6202b58]

Firstlee. I don't post just because I have nothing better to do. . . no wait, that's exactly why I post.

I post to put some humour into things. Occasionally I'll spout my opinion and everyone will treat it as a joke and slap me on the back with a big laugh and harumph. But anything that I post is meant to provide humour, lighten people up and put a smile on that face of yours.

But really, I don't mean to disrespect or degrade or belittle anyone or their threads. I apologise if you don't like my humour, but that's just me.

By the way, I didn't realise the bunny was saying "kiss my ass" until after I posted it. I just thought it was a funny sparkle image of a bunny's ass.

Also. I think that's it.[/quote47a6202b58]

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Thanks for taking the time to respond! AND I did like your bunny, but the kiss my ass was a little much, considering I took it as a slam to all my FIPG Friends and myself!!

[quote9130537da2="sandra habina"][quote9130537da2="J4320"]How much do these girlfriends cost during this Girlfriend's Week? Are you running a special?[/quote9130537da2]

[b9130537da2]You could not afford me dear. I am high maintenance. LOL
But I will check around for you. [/b9130537da2] [/color9130537da2]


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http//i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/carlapryor/highmaintenance.gif[" alt=""/img9130537da2] I'm with you on this one girlfriend!!

Well damn I usually have the girls I'm going out with pay for their own stuff. Maybe that's why I've never had a longterm relationship. shrug oops

i've revolutionized pickup lines.

instead of "can I buy you a drink?"

Try, "can you buy me a drink?"

it works like a charm.

[quotec11853a545="J4320"]Well damn I usually have the girls I'm going out with pay for their own stuff. Maybe that's why I've never had a longterm relationship. shrug oops[/quotec11853a545]

You might be on to something there!! Hmmmmm!! shock

[quote95c2efe0fc="TravMan162"]i've revolutionized pickup lines.

instead of "can I buy you a drink?"

Try, "can you buy me a drink?"

it works like a charm.[/quote95c2efe0fc]

A lucky charm?
Or a piece of coal??
roll

I was thinking though, if we have to pretty much pay for everything on a date, shouldn't girls at least open the doors for us? http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/0f0d9b81a6316d01f2da098c6bec25bb.gif[" alt=""/img4dca5f8375]

a lucky charm.

that's my intro, and then I usually tell said girl that she is horribly annoying. that seals the deal.

[quote453bf46fa6="J4320"]I was thinking though, if we have to pretty much pay for everything on a date, shouldn't girls at least open the doors for us? http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/0f0d9b81a6316d01f2da098c6bec25bb.gif[" alt=""/img453bf46fa6][/quote453bf46fa6]

See that's where you're messing up! You're supposed to CHARM the gal....then you MIGHT get super lucky!

[quotec5fe7d05a1="TravMan162"]a lucky charm.

that's my intro, and then I usually tell said girl that she is horribly annoying. that seals the deal.[/quotec5fe7d05a1]

And how does that work for ya? If your avvy is your real pic then I suppose it'll work for awhile! Till the horns start poking through.......

bow

we pay for everything on the date because we want to sleep with them.

most "dutch" dates are a result of the girl initially saying she won't be sleeping with you tonight.

[quote7993ef1fc1="birdie61"]
And how does that work for ya? If your avvy is your real pic then I suppose it'll work for awhile! Till the horns start poking through.......

bow[/quote7993ef1fc1]

no worries, i try not to get horny till i get back home.

[quoted16b8b3b57="TravMan162"][quoted16b8b3b57="birdie61"]
And how does that work for ya? If your avvy is your real pic then I suppose it'll work for awhile! Till the horns start poking through.......

bow[/quoted16b8b3b57]

no worries, i try not to get horny till i get back home.[/quoted16b8b3b57]

With or WITHOUT the girl???? OMG---I'm just too funny today!! Okay, maybe not! But I'm having a good time with this!

Here's my favorite pickup line "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[quote28e13b9eb1="J4320"]Here's my favorite pickup line "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"[/quote28e13b9eb1]

Mine's, "Hey, let's get a look at that crotch."

I like to show my concealed firearm, and then ask if they would like to have anal sex. Works 100% of the time.

who's "they?"

and why are you asking "them" to have sex with your butt?

[quoteb9158668aa="TravMan162"]who's "they?"

and why are you asking "them" to have sex with your butt?[/quoteb9158668aa]

that firearm isn't all for show.