MacBook Novice? No, it's a Macbook Pro! Free! 500th post!

I don't feel like putting up pictures because I can't find my digicam, and you monkeys should know what it looks like anyway, but I am yet another Apple product richer. I'll keep this brief because I know you guys are busy...

One upon a time in 1977 my mom gave birth to a bouncing baby girl who had but one dream in her otherwise sad life. To own at least 5 laptops at one given time. People, that dream has been fulfilled. Thank you Nui Tech, you somewhat shady bastids!

Today, around 11am, the doorbell rang, and luckily, I didn't have my sleeping pill and vodka chaser cocktail, so I actually heard it and woke up. I put on my shorts to cover the batman and Robin underpanties on, and wobbled my way to the door. For such a small house, what a distance!

There stood the sexy UPS man, in cute little brown shorts, gazing thoughtfully at my Fro. After we had sex, I mean, after he delivered the item, I wished him well and off I went into the storehouse/living room to open my latest lovely.

Wait.. where was I? Am i outside? Eh, I'm tired of typing. Here's a pic, you know what it is. Love up on me, Suckas!


Here's a pic I stoled from fleabay


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Holy crap! 5 laptops, your lucky shock ....maybe I'll be there one day.....What was the site you got it off of?

I started out reading your post hating you and by the end of reading it I was laughing.....ahh....http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/06f2b6b80a0f69b6a7fca88b34e68585.gif[" alt=""/img37e2ed41e7]care to share?

You are such a hussy!

Congrats on the MacBook Pro. nice. I've got one (bought it with tax refund money).

Got a MacBook Pro and a roll in the sheets with the UPS guy.... whataday.

[quote981696f395="johnjimjones"]I started out reading your post hating you and by the end of reading it I was laughing.....ahh....http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/06f2b6b80a0f69b6a7fca88b34e68585.gif[" alt=""/img981696f395]care to share?[/quote981696f395]

I can understand that, I start out everyday hating myself too, but by the end of the day, I'm almost in love with meeeeee

Thanks guys.... I fear the freebie end is coming, but I can at least say I rubbed my girlie parts all over it....


This was from Toy-offer.com 18 offers.. but toy-offer supposedly doesn't have computers, so if anyone wants to try for a macbook pro, they need to google a link for a diff nui tech site, like onlinegiftrewards.com

Love ya, Wolfie!

You banged the UPS dude and you know he is mine!

The White Stripes are on indefinent hiatus. It's all about the ranconteurs now

congrats I just started this site

My first reaction whenever reading your posts is, "Bitch!" By the end it turns into, "Bitching..."

[quote7000eaae9d="Wolfeman"]You banged the UPS dude and you know he is mine![/quote7000eaae9d]


we can totally agree to share...

Nothing says loving like a threesome!!!

(love your sig!)

[quote7000eaae9d="ilanbg"]My first reaction whenever reading your posts is, "Bitch!" By the end it turns into, "Bitching..."[/quote7000eaae9d]


I'm crushing on you too, babycakes... D

let me have one.. please?

so i just turned 18

ill trade u my virginity for an ibook

[quotec32a7a5a1d="aguy"]so i just turned 18

ill trade u my virginity for an ibook[/quotec32a7a5a1d]


I wonder if its wrong to consider this?


D

Luca you are so bad and I still think you look like Phil Spector...

[quote49cf47b4b6="LucaBella"][quote49cf47b4b6="aguy"]so i just turned 18

ill trade u my virginity for an ibook[/quote49cf47b4b6]


I wonder if its wrong to consider this?


D[/quote49cf47b4b6]

nah..

you would be suprised how many girls that line works on

perverts D

[quotef394e60b44="LucaBella"][quotef394e60b44="aguy"]so i just turned 18

ill trade u my virginity for an ibook[/quotef394e60b44]


I wonder if its wrong to consider this?


D[/quotef394e60b44]

If not, PM me.

you have a fro? pics?